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Post by eric on Aug 5, 2017 10:21:55 GMT -6
pete rolls 18 + 8 + 2 against 20 AC = hit! Pete lets his sword do the talking to the tune of 9 damage! A hit! A clean hit! [Account Deleted] is unconscious! Each turn he will have a 10% chance of stabilizing, and will otherwise lose one HP. If stable he will gain one HP per turn until he gets back to positive HP. His teammates can attempt to make a DC 15 Heal check to stabilize him or use healing magic to get him directly to positive HP. If at any point he reaches -10 HP he will be dead. Pete carries the momentum of his swing into an attack on SPL! pete rolls 12 + 8 against 16 AC: hit! A gouge to the shoulder for 7 damage! . round five complete, here is the turn order and status for round six: fecta - DEAD spl - 20 damage, looks pretty sturdy herb - 0 damage. Yes, still jhb - INCAPACITATED bankz - PRONE, 1 damage tim - DEAD duc - 17 damage, doesn't look happy pete - 47 damage, as Baal as my witness they have broken him in half! . SPL it is your turn, you are character b:  |
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Post by SPL on Aug 5, 2017 10:50:35 GMT -6
I will bury my great sword into Pete's heart
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Post by eric on Aug 5, 2017 11:28:41 GMT -6
spl rolls 19 + 8 against 18 AC = critical hit! As long harbinged, death comes to Lazy Pete! SPL has run him through! Blood fountains in anatomically implausible geysers across the arena! 19 damage! Pete is DEAD! He is no longer able to impact the game, but he is still free to post in the thread. . Heebs you are character c  |
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Post by Heebs on Aug 5, 2017 15:07:27 GMT -6
Move up two and left two. Splash Duc with acid.
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Post by eric on Aug 5, 2017 15:26:21 GMT -6
herb rolls 20 = critical hit! The globe of acid drops unerringly into Heynong Man's eye! There's nothing vitreous about that wait i mean humorous about that get it, vitreous humor ahh, you don't know what funny is 6 damage! . [Account Deleted] rolls 6 = failed stabilization! JHB is still incapacitated. . Bankz you are character x  |
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Post by eric on Aug 5, 2017 20:24:15 GMT -6
Bankz hurls a blob of acid at [Account Deleted]... bankz rolls 5 + 5 against 7 AC = hit! ...and manages to hit him directly in the fingernail! 1 damage! Heynong Man you are character w, same map as above |
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 9:09:32 GMT -6
per text The image of a snarling deer looms into being as Duc channels the will of the gods to Inflict Light Wounds on [Account Deleted]! 7 damage! JHB is DEAD! He is no longer able to impact the game, but he is still free to post in the thread. . round six complete, here is the turn order and status for round seven: spl - 20 damage, looks mad herb - 0 damage bankz - PRONE, 1 damage jhb - DEAD pete - DEAD fecta - DEAD tim - DEAD duc - 23 damage, looks a little peaked SPL you are character b, here is the map:  |
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Post by Heebs on Aug 7, 2017 9:16:29 GMT -6
From the far side of the arena, definitely not hiding from the opposing team, comes the voice of Herb Simon yelling "KILL DUC!"
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Post by SPL on Aug 7, 2017 9:25:34 GMT -6
Up 2 left 1, I bring the harbinger down upon Duc
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 9:51:42 GMT -6
Heynong Man hears SPL coming a mile away, and takes an attack of opportunity! duc rolls 17 + 3 against 16 AC = hit! Duc's spear penetrates SPL for 6 damage! duc rolls 12 + 3 against 16 AC = miss! Duc's dagger penetrates a whole lotta nothing! spl rolls 7 + 8 against 14 AC = hit! A resounding crunch as Duc's left arm bears the brunt of the blow! 11 damage! . Heebs you are character c 
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Post by Heebs on Aug 7, 2017 10:02:03 GMT -6
I raise my mace above my head, charge Duc menacingly, and bring the head of the mace crashing down on Duc's head.
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 10:05:52 GMT -6
herb rolls 5 + 1 against 14 AC = JUUUUUUUUST a bit outside Bankz you are character x, if you stand up this is your range of movement  |
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Post by Lazy Pete on Aug 7, 2017 10:16:33 GMT -6
Bankz, would recommend standing up and moving a couple spaces down to flank SPL
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 11:31:09 GMT -6
Bankz rises! Bankz flanks SPL's long shanks! . Heynong Man you are character w  |
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Post by Bankz on Aug 7, 2017 11:45:02 GMT -6
Let's do this baby...
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 12:04:57 GMT -6
per PM Duc menacingly waggles his spear and dagger at SPL! duc rolls 8 + 3 + 2 against 14 AC = miss! The spear glances harmlessly off SPL's brigandine! duc rolls 12 + 3 + 2 against 14 AC = hit! But the dagger finds a home in SPL's meaty back! 3 damage! . round six complete, here is the status and turn order for round seven: jhb - DEAD tim - DEAD herb - 0 damage bankz - 1 damage duc - 34 damage, still standing, barely fecta - DEAD spl - 29 damage, bloodied but unbowed pete - DEAD Heebs you are character c and can move pretty much anywhere |
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Post by Bankz on Aug 7, 2017 12:18:10 GMT -6
That isn't what Duc said fwiw...
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 12:21:55 GMT -6
That isn't what Duc said fwiw... check the tapes bankz |
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Post by Heebs on Aug 7, 2017 12:35:35 GMT -6
Move left one and up one to flank Duc.
With my club in my right hand resting on my right shoulder I point to a pretty lady in the stands with my left hand. Placing my left hand on the club I swing up at Duc's head, hoping to send it flying to my adoring fans in the arena stands.
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 12:43:22 GMT -6
herb rolls 17 + 1 against Heynong Man's 14 AC = hit! A gentle tap to the side of the head dislodges some earwax, but not much else! 1 damage! Herb should know better than to leave a pretty lady waiting. . Bankz you are character x  |
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Post by Heebs on Aug 7, 2017 12:46:05 GMT -6
Is there some kind of negative damage modifier or am I just getting unlucky dmg rolls?
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Post by Lazy Pete on Aug 7, 2017 12:48:57 GMT -6
i think you need to hit the gym, little fella
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 12:50:26 GMT -6
Is there some kind of negative damage modifier or am I just getting unlucky dmg rolls? people have been getting horrible damage rolls (and great to-hit rolls) all game probably not enough falafel in your diets |
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Post by Heebs on Aug 7, 2017 12:53:21 GMT -6
I see.
I might suggest for next time that acid splash is a cantrip and not a first level spell.
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 13:01:53 GMT -6
i might do a shocking touch kind of cantrip, i'm probably not gonna do infinite ranged attacks though, even for piddly damage.
we'll have a longer discussion in the post mortem though
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 13:52:28 GMT -6
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 13:55:41 GMT -6
per text, Duc drops his dagger and gives a mighty two handed spear thrust at SPL! duc rolls 4 + 5 + 2 against 14 AC = miss ...but the thrust is not enough to penetrate the sturdy Irishman! SPL you are character b |
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Post by SPL on Aug 7, 2017 14:04:31 GMT -6
Ram my harbinger up Duc's ass
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Post by Bankz on Aug 7, 2017 14:24:09 GMT -6
People have real life job Eric.
Relax
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 14:36:10 GMT -6
spl rolls 19 + 8 + 2 against Heynong Man's 14 AC = critical hit! Say what you will about SPL, the man knows his way around butts. 22 damage! He rectum for life. duc is DEAD! He is no longer able to impact the game, but he is still free to post in the thread. . round seven complete, here is the turn order and status for round eight: pete - DEAD fecta - DEAD tim - DEAD spl - 29 damage, looks hungry, looks mean herb - 0 damage bankz - 1 damage jhb - DEAD duc - DEAD SPL you are character b, here is the map:  |
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