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Post by BKay Jewelers on Aug 29, 2017 15:46:20 GMT -6
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air. soupI thought it was "To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air"? at 9:45am on the morning of July 15th, 2018, at Fox News’s headquarters in New York City, there will be a brief power outage, then everything will appear to return to normal. i will have used the outage, however, to sneak myself and 4 2L bottles of potassium cyanide and a container with .5L as i combine the two deadly ingredients and release a noxious gas that will poison everyone in the lobby. people will shriek in horror, children will cry for their lives, my mom will get scared and say “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. timpig |
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Post by 20s Navidad on Aug 29, 2017 15:47:19 GMT -6
Switching to rv until he shows up, didn't have a reason for skrouse anyway
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Post by TimPig on Aug 29, 2017 15:50:40 GMT -6
I wish I could like BK's posts before he's dead.
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Post by BKay Jewelers on Aug 29, 2017 15:54:09 GMT -6
I wish I could like BK's posts before he's dead. Switch your vote as a like proxy |
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Post by TimPig on Aug 29, 2017 16:00:10 GMT -6
I wish I could like BK's posts before he's dead. Switch your vote as a like proxy Nah. |
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Post by BKay Jewelers on Aug 29, 2017 16:11:40 GMT -6
rv for self preservation
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Post by TimPig on Aug 29, 2017 16:13:06 GMT -6
How many votes is that for you this round? |
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Post by BKay Jewelers on Aug 29, 2017 16:13:50 GMT -6
How many votes is that for you this round? Two joke votes for people who voted me, and one for an actual reason. |
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Post by FectaDEEZ on Aug 29, 2017 16:14:51 GMT -6
Soooooo.....did you cum or what ? God DAMMIT man. There are somethings you just don't talk about in public. Is the cookie place part of the food court in your opinion ? |
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Post by Souper Troopers on Aug 29, 2017 16:27:15 GMT -6
bankz until he at least shows face in the thread.
(Bankz hate shield)
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Post by Delap on Aug 29, 2017 16:29:18 GMT -6
How many votes is that for you this round? Two joke votes for people who voted me, and one for an actual reason. I'm glad you recognize that my reason is real. |
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Post by skrouse on Aug 29, 2017 16:29:23 GMT -6
No longer have reason to vote for 20s, change to no vote
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Post by Souper Troopers on Aug 29, 2017 16:32:13 GMT -6
How many votes is that for you this round? Two joke votes for people who voted me, and one for an actual reason. My reason is real. But at this point at least you're here posting. |
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Post by BKay Jewelers on Aug 29, 2017 16:34:28 GMT -6
Two joke votes for people who voted me, and one for an actual reason. My reason is real. But at this point at least you're here posting. I think timpig meant votes BY me. Which is what I was referring to. I voted for soup for lulz, timpig for lulz and retribution, and now RV for an actual reason. |
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Post by [Account Deleted] on Aug 29, 2017 16:35:32 GMT -6
rv for now. Bankz needs to get in the game too but at least he doesn't repeatedly do this.
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Post by TimPig on Aug 29, 2017 16:36:54 GMT -6
My reason is real. But at this point at least you're here posting. I think timpig meant votes BY me. Which is what I was referring to. I voted for soup for lulz, timpig for lulz and retribution, and now RV for an actual reason. This is what I meant. I'm pretty close to switching to RV too. He signs up for every game and never participates. |
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Post by rv12 on Aug 29, 2017 16:44:24 GMT -6
Never participates? I've been around. jesus christ y'all are some fuckfaces.
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Post by rv12 on Aug 29, 2017 16:45:12 GMT -6
Timpig because I can.
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Post by Druce on Aug 29, 2017 16:47:08 GMT -6
fecta
Returning the favor
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Post by rv12 on Aug 29, 2017 16:48:55 GMT -6
let's see if Heebs switches now that I've "participated" or if he keeps it there. |
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Post by BKay Jewelers on Aug 29, 2017 17:06:52 GMT -6
Never participates? I've been around. jesus christ y'all are some fuckfaces. I think it's just what you post. You don't seem to ever post ideas, or anything. Even last game you were a confirmed town and your attitude was "ill do whatever the group wants". Even if I post stupid/wrong shit, at least I'm bringing info into the thread from myself and anyone who responds to me. That being said, I have a sneaky suspicion Rv might be the jester. |
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Post by Heebs on Aug 29, 2017 17:06:52 GMT -6
bankz until he shows up.
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Post by [Account Deleted] on Aug 29, 2017 17:09:17 GMT -6
Never participates? I've been around. jesus christ y'all are some fuckfaces. I think it's just what you post. You don't seem to ever post ideas, or anything. Even last game you were a confirmed town and your attitude was "ill do whatever the group wants". Even if I post stupid/wrong shit, at least I'm bringing info into the thread from myself and anyone who responds to me. That being said, I have a sneaky suspicion Rv might be the jester. What jester? |
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Post by BKay Jewelers on Aug 29, 2017 17:09:46 GMT -6
I think it's just what you post. You don't seem to ever post ideas, or anything. Even last game you were a confirmed town and your attitude was "ill do whatever the group wants". Even if I post stupid/wrong shit, at least I'm bringing info into the thread from myself and anyone who responds to me. That being said, I have a sneaky suspicion Rv might be the jester. What jester? do we not have a jester? I remember eric quoting SPLs inclusion of jester in the setup in teh sign up thread |
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Post by BKay Jewelers on Aug 29, 2017 17:10:57 GMT -6
appears no jester in the OP
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Post by rv12 on Aug 29, 2017 17:14:56 GMT -6
do we not have a jester? I remember eric quoting SPLs inclusion of jester in the setup in teh sign up thread you are a stupid fuck. |
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Post by 20s Navidad on Aug 29, 2017 17:16:07 GMT -6
bankz until he shows his face
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Post by BKay Jewelers on Aug 29, 2017 17:21:57 GMT -6
do we not have a jester? I remember eric quoting SPLs inclusion of jester in the setup in teh sign up thread you are a stupid fuck.  |
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Post by BKay Jewelers on Aug 29, 2017 17:23:21 GMT -6
do we not have a jester? I remember eric quoting SPLs inclusion of jester in the setup in teh sign up thread you are a stupid fuck. -200 spl sims who betted on rv to have the meltdown? |
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Post by [Account Deleted] on Aug 29, 2017 17:25:38 GMT -6
Bankz never posted odds or anything
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