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Post by [Account Deleted] on Sept 1, 2017 11:17:44 GMT -6
Just when you thought they were gone and not coming back!
1. Fuck formatting and being inclusive, we're doing this stream of consciousness style. Here are 50 overreactions on this season so far.
2. What the Bucks? 16-5 with a +8.4 differential and they did it without having a Rashard Lewis or Collin Sexton fall in their lap. Duc is a GM God.
3. What happened to Esteban Weaver is exactly what happens when you pimp a bad team and mediocre players relentlessly for 5 seasons.
4. How in the world did the people that traded with Delap at the end of last season let him take a steaming pile of shit and turn it into a contender without having any really valuable long-term assets to sell in addition to his players?
5. After a Sim 1/2 scare, it is obvious the Pacers do indeed still have IT.
6. When you have to give Salado Expensivo away for free so you can sign a bunch of garbage like Nwanko and Skal, you just absolutely have to do it.
7. There is no way the Heat keep this up with no PG.
8. There is no way the Cavs keep this up period.
9. There is no way the Knicks have more than 3 players from this roster on their team after the next 3 retirings.
10. Frank sucks, Willie Anderson sucks, Chris Morris sucks. Come to St. Louis to get paid and then get fat and shitty.
11. It's nice to see that even though Lip is gone (officially gone, not just actually gone like he's always been), the Bulls are still doing that thing where they win way more games in the Eastern Conference than they have any business winning.
12. "You should have just traded for Anthony Mason, idiot." - JHB, to self
13. Who is Tim touching inappropriately to find all these guys late in the draft. Tyler Dorsey looks solid. Dean Oliver and Kenny Gregory blew up in TC this year. Dennis Coles appears to be a solid third big. Tim, shoot me a PM and let me know who you are fondling.
14. The Sim League Fans thank Majic for finally not paying and giving playing time to Rik Shits.
15. I lost to the Magic, time to pretend to blow it up again.
16. Why do the Nuggets suck?
17. Oh nvm, looks like Tim Thomas came back down to earth and Duval and Chapman are playing out of position.
18. Larry Bird has still fucking got it. He is suffering from the same disease that afflicts LeBron and Ben Simmons but doesn't get the same press because he'swhite old.
19. Remember that time when 20s told us that he didn't mean to blow up Glynn "Cornhusker" Watson so much.
20. Real (wink) news: Fason's team is available for sale. Send offers. They won't (will) be put in an article and made fun of.
21. The Pelicans are actually good.
22. SPL needs to be shout-banned every time he claims his team isn't good because fason was right. He's just looking for validation. That team is good.
23. Don't feel validated by overreaction #22, SPL.
24. I lost to the Magic, time to actually blow it up again.
25. Looking at the Magic's roster, they should probably just blow it up and start over.
26. Marlo more like Marloops this was a bad pick.
27. Avon more like Avon a hard time seeing how this will turn out well for us.
28. Mark Vershaw is the nicest looking prospect out of that draft for the Bullets. That's not a good sign for year #1 of the tank. Or maybe it is. #BankzTank
29. Internal memo from GM GBG to Pistons FO before this offseason: "Jesus take the wheel."
30. Chris Bosh is easily the best Piston even though people will probably pay more for PF2 and Mitch Richmond.
31. I'd trade Billy King's first-born Asian-American child for Rod Grizzard.
32. Devine on autopilot is historically better than Billy King on manual.
33. Billy King should try to start a career in writing. He has a natural gift.
34. Pete is wasting McGrady's prime by not starting Steve Kerr over Gerald "Garbage" Henderson.
35. Luke Walton was the Prince Who Was Promised, he just never got the chance to show it in his prime.
36. That Dillon Brooks - Kyle Korver trade aged real well.
37. So did that Andrew Bynum - Tim Thomas trade.
38. Taco is going to be so mad when I don't say anything about what's his name or whose his face.
39. Come to Cleveland to check out Bryant "Tall Prince" Crawford.
40. Jalen Brunson is legit. Dan Cortese is not.
41. Caron Butler gets passed around like SPL in a game of mafia.
42. If Dean Cain were really Superman he'd be figuring out a way how to make more of Tim Duncan's shots go in the basket.
43. I mean seriously the average age of the Knicks is probably older than the average age of the last five retirement classes.
44. Where do I pay for the dump buck reward that Mario Elie got where you turn into an even more unstoppable uber-efficient scoring machine at age 36?
45. Heebs, PJ Dozier clearly sucks so it's safe to trade him to me for nothing now.
46. #FREEJOSHHART
47. Archie Miller #1 on the rookie ladder of your hearts even if Eric's Rookie Ladder is currently experiencing some #Hawksbias
48. Omar comin' to chill on a roster that doesn't get maintenanced for four seasons until he can go elsewhere.
49. I'm only doing 49 overreactions. Deal with it.
1. Fuck formatting and being inclusive, we're doing this stream of consciousness style. Here are 50 overreactions on this season so far.
2. What the Bucks? 16-5 with a +8.4 differential and they did it without having a Rashard Lewis or Collin Sexton fall in their lap. Duc is a GM God.
3. What happened to Esteban Weaver is exactly what happens when you pimp a bad team and mediocre players relentlessly for 5 seasons.
4. How in the world did the people that traded with Delap at the end of last season let him take a steaming pile of shit and turn it into a contender without having any really valuable long-term assets to sell in addition to his players?
5. After a Sim 1/2 scare, it is obvious the Pacers do indeed still have IT.
6. When you have to give Salado Expensivo away for free so you can sign a bunch of garbage like Nwanko and Skal, you just absolutely have to do it.
7. There is no way the Heat keep this up with no PG.
8. There is no way the Cavs keep this up period.
9. There is no way the Knicks have more than 3 players from this roster on their team after the next 3 retirings.
10. Frank sucks, Willie Anderson sucks, Chris Morris sucks. Come to St. Louis to get paid and then get fat and shitty.
11. It's nice to see that even though Lip is gone (officially gone, not just actually gone like he's always been), the Bulls are still doing that thing where they win way more games in the Eastern Conference than they have any business winning.
12. "You should have just traded for Anthony Mason, idiot." - JHB, to self
13. Who is Tim touching inappropriately to find all these guys late in the draft. Tyler Dorsey looks solid. Dean Oliver and Kenny Gregory blew up in TC this year. Dennis Coles appears to be a solid third big. Tim, shoot me a PM and let me know who you are fondling.
14. The Sim League Fans thank Majic for finally not paying and giving playing time to Rik Shits.
15. I lost to the Magic, time to pretend to blow it up again.
16. Why do the Nuggets suck?
17. Oh nvm, looks like Tim Thomas came back down to earth and Duval and Chapman are playing out of position.
18. Larry Bird has still fucking got it. He is suffering from the same disease that afflicts LeBron and Ben Simmons but doesn't get the same press because he's
19. Remember that time when 20s told us that he didn't mean to blow up Glynn "Cornhusker" Watson so much.
20. Real (wink) news: Fason's team is available for sale. Send offers. They won't (will) be put in an article and made fun of.
21. The Pelicans are actually good.
22. SPL needs to be shout-banned every time he claims his team isn't good because fason was right. He's just looking for validation. That team is good.
23. Don't feel validated by overreaction #22, SPL.
24. I lost to the Magic, time to actually blow it up again.
25. Looking at the Magic's roster, they should probably just blow it up and start over.
26. Marlo more like Marloops this was a bad pick.
27. Avon more like Avon a hard time seeing how this will turn out well for us.
28. Mark Vershaw is the nicest looking prospect out of that draft for the Bullets. That's not a good sign for year #1 of the tank. Or maybe it is. #BankzTank
29. Internal memo from GM GBG to Pistons FO before this offseason: "Jesus take the wheel."
30. Chris Bosh is easily the best Piston even though people will probably pay more for PF2 and Mitch Richmond.
31. I'd trade Billy King's first-born Asian-American child for Rod Grizzard.
32. Devine on autopilot is historically better than Billy King on manual.
33. Billy King should try to start a career in writing. He has a natural gift.
34. Pete is wasting McGrady's prime by not starting Steve Kerr over Gerald "Garbage" Henderson.
35. Luke Walton was the Prince Who Was Promised, he just never got the chance to show it in his prime.
36. That Dillon Brooks - Kyle Korver trade aged real well.
37. So did that Andrew Bynum - Tim Thomas trade.
38. Taco is going to be so mad when I don't say anything about what's his name or whose his face.
39. Come to Cleveland to check out Bryant "Tall Prince" Crawford.
40. Jalen Brunson is legit. Dan Cortese is not.
41. Caron Butler gets passed around like SPL in a game of mafia.
42. If Dean Cain were really Superman he'd be figuring out a way how to make more of Tim Duncan's shots go in the basket.
43. I mean seriously the average age of the Knicks is probably older than the average age of the last five retirement classes.
44. Where do I pay for the dump buck reward that Mario Elie got where you turn into an even more unstoppable uber-efficient scoring machine at age 36?
45. Heebs, PJ Dozier clearly sucks so it's safe to trade him to me for nothing now.
46. #FREEJOSHHART
47. Archie Miller #1 on the rookie ladder of your hearts even if Eric's Rookie Ladder is currently experiencing some #Hawksbias
48. Omar comin' to chill on a roster that doesn't get maintenanced for four seasons until he can go elsewhere.
49. I'm only doing 49 overreactions. Deal with it.
