Post by Citizen Cane on May 10, 2014 11:32:45 GMT -6
What Some GM's did during the break
1. Former Commish MJ
Current Team: Orlando Magic1. Former Commish MJ
It has been a good break for the former commish. His Noles are on their way to wrapping up another off-season National Championship and as long as they can keep their QB out of jail for rape/theft/whatever. However, some internet sleuthing has returned info that a lot of MJ's cookie generating ads look a lot like this...
2. Former Commish IanBoyd
Current Team: Minnesota Timberwolves
Former Commish Ian didn't know what to do with himself once TMBSL went on Hiatus. His inability to be a format Nazi in trade threads or act like the smartest guy in the room when it came to obsolete sim software was driving him crazy. So to scratch that itch, Ian volunteered to commish the local U6 YMCA Basketball league. Unfortunately for Ian, he was overthrown after a few weeks for refusing to let teams play if the kids were not wearing matching socks as well as giving every kid a draft grade of F F F F F F because he wouldn't grade them based on their age. Its not all bad for Ian, he got to enjoy copious amounts of delicious Wingstop while we were off.
3. Former Commish: Dirt
Current Team: Lob Citry
Nobody has seen or heard much of dirt during the break. His lack of a presence on tmb or even on tmbsl during the creation draft had some people worried. However with the recent news that a 2nd Joe Dirt film is in production, I can only assume Dirt was off on the adventure that became the script for the movie. Hope we got a shout out in the film.
4. Current Commish: Odin
Knowing Odin's history, he probably spent the entire break high as fuck and doing what he can to get by.
5. Buster
Current Team: LA Lakers
The real lakers suck but the Hawkeyes have a good QB in Jacob Ruddock, so overall it seems like this was a good break for Buster. Daughter seems to be doing well and he hasn't been arrested recently... or has he...
6. Soup
Current Team: Dallas Mavericks
Soup had a name change this spring and is now known as Edmond Panties on TMB. He may or may not have had a kid over the break. I really have no clue if he was joking or not. Regardless I hope he has been keeping an eye out for Chemtrails to keep him and his real/fictional kid safe.
7. Ocho
Current Team: Indiana Pacers
Ocho spent the break slaving away washing women's softball pants and all that crap. His never ending search for learning hasn't stopped. Hopefully he has been able to find all the books he needs to study adequately. Until then, Ocho will continue to live in the shadow of this man...
8. Duc
Current Team: Rip City
Duc's offseason was pretty straight forward. He spent it fapping to the development of one of the most exciting PG's in the NBA
9. Canesfan
Current Team: Miami Heat
I know you all care a lot about what I have been doing over the past couple months. Here are the cliffs. Trying to lose weight, working a lot, and going to school. pretty boring shit.
10. JHB
Current Team: OKC Thunder
TMB's resident Thunder homer. Now that KD finally has his MVP, JHB has been at full mast. I know he has a new job that's been treating him well. Seems like it was a good break for JHB
11. Dumptime
Current Team: Boston Celtics
We all know what Dump did. He racked up about 20,000 posts on TMB, drank a ton of dr. pepper, filled up some jizz jars thinking about Johnny Football, and probably tried to sneak a peak of his sister in the shower.
12. yawna
Current Team: Supper Vedders
After suffering through a season with Tom Savage as his favorite team's QB, yawn probably spent the summer drinking heavily while remembering the days when Dan Marino was the QB at Pitt.
13. Oopspowsurprise
Current Team: NO Pelicans
Took over for Bankz after he quit before the creation draft. Probably spent his break finishing up law school and shit. He is TMB's resident Uncle Tom even though I don't see at all how that nickname applies to him
14. Ward
Current team: Atl Hawks. well we all know what he did
15. Bankz
Current team: Quitter
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