What would you have to pay for Myles Turner?
Jun 5, 2015 1:08:43 GMT -6
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Post by Odin on Jun 5, 2015 1:08:43 GMT -6
ATLANTIC
Boston Celtics: I should have Drexler and Turner, you asshole.
Miami Heat: Selvy, raft building expertise, and ice skating lessons.
Brooklyn Nets: Niang and Buds. You know how much I love bud.
New York Knicks: Just make the Yankees go away
Orlando Magic: Shareef, Magic Johnson, and the rights to the Orlando Magic name and logo.
Philadelphia 76ers: I'd been wasting my own time by not demanding Conley and Ray, possibly more.
Washington Bullets: The ability to pull off wearing any color. I'm not so compatible with shades of yellow, pink, and orange. It really limits the arrogance of my wardrobe. Never have I seen a black dude who struggles with any of that. So jealous.
CENTRAL
Atlanta Hawks: A logical opinion.
Charlotte Hornets: Whatever he wants, it's time for rv to get a title.
Chicago Bulls: kemp, brickowski, that pick you took terrance williams with, and the renewal of our rivalry
Cleveland Cavaliers: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Indiana Pacers: Durant, except I get to keep Turner. It's my dream front court.
Milwaukee Bucks: Does it matter? He'd just trade him back to me the next season.
Toronto Raptors: All those studs you drafted in the 2nd round but didn't hold on to.
MIDWEST
Oklahoma City Thunder: Harrison and Buck. I made Harrison so it's only right he retires as a Bobcat.
Denver Nuggets: A pound of shatter, juan, and a few lotto picks.
Houston Rockets: Kaminsky, Ainge, and 6 picks.
Minnesota Timberwolves: No, I don't want to trade Turner for Americas and Timmy + shitty draft picks. I do want that red cooked pork recipe tho.
San Antonio Spurs: Stop being the spurs. Fuck that franchise.
Utah Jazz: A move to New Orleans would be rational, so let me see that. Also Blake and Art.
Kansas City Kings: Starbury, Starbury, and Marbury
PACIFIC
Vancouver Grizzlies: 5 pounds of BCs finest
Golden State Warriors: Drinks/smokes when you're in Tuscaloosa this year.
Los Angeles Clippers: Much like trofie, it wouldn't matter he'd just trade him back to me the next season.
Los Angeles Lakers: Harden, Tobi, and his soul.
Phoenix Suns: Oscar and Bossert. An even easier decision that with the Sixers.
Portland Trailblazers: 5 pounds of Oregon's finest
Seattle SuperSonics: 5 pounds of Seattle's finest
Boston Celtics: I should have Drexler and Turner, you asshole.
Miami Heat: Selvy, raft building expertise, and ice skating lessons.
Brooklyn Nets: Niang and Buds. You know how much I love bud.
New York Knicks: Just make the Yankees go away
Orlando Magic: Shareef, Magic Johnson, and the rights to the Orlando Magic name and logo.
Philadelphia 76ers: I'd been wasting my own time by not demanding Conley and Ray, possibly more.
Washington Bullets: The ability to pull off wearing any color. I'm not so compatible with shades of yellow, pink, and orange. It really limits the arrogance of my wardrobe. Never have I seen a black dude who struggles with any of that. So jealous.
CENTRAL
Atlanta Hawks: A logical opinion.
Charlotte Hornets: Whatever he wants, it's time for rv to get a title.
Chicago Bulls: kemp, brickowski, that pick you took terrance williams with, and the renewal of our rivalry
Cleveland Cavaliers: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Indiana Pacers: Durant, except I get to keep Turner. It's my dream front court.
Milwaukee Bucks: Does it matter? He'd just trade him back to me the next season.
Toronto Raptors: All those studs you drafted in the 2nd round but didn't hold on to.
MIDWEST
Oklahoma City Thunder: Harrison and Buck. I made Harrison so it's only right he retires as a Bobcat.
Denver Nuggets: A pound of shatter, juan, and a few lotto picks.
Houston Rockets: Kaminsky, Ainge, and 6 picks.
Minnesota Timberwolves: No, I don't want to trade Turner for Americas and Timmy + shitty draft picks. I do want that red cooked pork recipe tho.
San Antonio Spurs: Stop being the spurs. Fuck that franchise.
Utah Jazz: A move to New Orleans would be rational, so let me see that. Also Blake and Art.
Kansas City Kings: Starbury, Starbury, and Marbury
PACIFIC
Vancouver Grizzlies: 5 pounds of BCs finest
Golden State Warriors: Drinks/smokes when you're in Tuscaloosa this year.
Los Angeles Clippers: Much like trofie, it wouldn't matter he'd just trade him back to me the next season.
Los Angeles Lakers: Harden, Tobi, and his soul.
Phoenix Suns: Oscar and Bossert. An even easier decision that with the Sixers.
Portland Trailblazers: 5 pounds of Oregon's finest
Seattle SuperSonics: 5 pounds of Seattle's finest
