GMs as Drag Queens (548 views)

[eric]

Just so we're clear, this article is meant in good fun. Everyone is gay. Think about it. Enough T, time for the shade.

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S_O_U_P - RuPaul



The man with the plan. Unclear if the show could go on without them. Old guard but willing to change it up when necessary.



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Bankz - Michelle Visage



Ru's bff one minute, heated arguments the next. Does Italian-Americans proud. Has an enormous rack.



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Trofie - Max



Avant garde drag / roster creation. The look is always interesting, but you've gotta wonder if they'd do better if they stuck with one style / core for more than five minutes.



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SPL - Vivacious



Unbelievably old relative to their peers, infamous for their outlandish scene kid outfits. Due to a combination of PVC and firm adherence to Catholic upbrining, resistant to toxic environments.



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ayyoe - Miss Fame



Talks a blue streak, can't get a word in edgewise whenever they're around, but in a likable way.



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SugarShaun - Trinity K. Bonet



They both have HIV.



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Buster 5000 - Adore Delano



Lovable goofs, would probably knife fight you. You'd never guess it from their roster / shake and go wigs but they're legit contenders. Both are always down to...







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eric - Ivy Winters



I love her



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Heebs - Alaska Thunderthing



Very strong contender year after year, both have an insurmountable Achilles heel (a competent point guard / making body padding), Brooklyn is actually in Alaska



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20s Navidad - Ekaterina Zamolodchikova



Hilarious. Both are from foreign countries (Russia / Wisconsin). The people's champ (that ain't never gonna win for real).



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KwYawnza - Pearl



Literally sleep through the season, somehow end up in contention more often than not. Yawn loves pearl jam, Pearl as her name suggests was a founding member.



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Druce - Alyssa Edwards



Solid champion, nice guy, doesn't really know who Katy Perry is, gets drawn into the same dumb beefs over and over and over and over and over and over and



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Majic - Laganja Estranja



Still not clear whether they actually exist or are just a sock puppet for druce/Alyssa



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ANK1990 - Courtney Act



Makes some beautiful outfits/cores, can't quite get it done when it counts, is from a sun scorched desert continent (australia / pangaea)



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Lazy Pete - Jinkx Monsoon



Great champion. Proudly represents the Jewish drag / GM contingent. Immortalized for their mobile faces.



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gbgalla24 - Violet Chachki



Violet was doing drag for eight weeks before she won the title. gbgalla24 was doing drag for even less time before he won TMBSL.



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and remember



CAN I GET AN AMEN!

[Odin]

i got about 30% of the way through and realized i don't care. 5.

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YES I'M NOT A DRAG QUEEN

SUCK IT

[Trofie]

[Lazy Pete]

[20s Navidad]

ANK1990 is hot

[Lazy Pete]

Mar 12, 2016 18:50:47 GMT -6 20s Navidad said:

ANK1990 is hot

Well, she's a guy, so....

[gbgalla24]

There was way too much thought put into the article. 5

[Citizen Cane]

a well earned 5

[Souper Troopers]

HBIC

[Buster 5000]

Eric,

We need to talk about your vast knowledge of drag queens.

-Buster

[dilworth]

Learned a lot about eric itt

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Yikes

[[Account Deleted]]

Can't wait for the follow-up GMs as tranny porn stars article

[eric]

Mar 12, 2016 21:10:12 GMT -6 Buster 5000 said:

Eric, We need to talk about your vast knowledge of drag queens. -Buster

Fun fact, the third Adore party gif is my second most re-pinned pin on Pinterest at 37. (#1 is Kina at 45 )

[20s Navidad]

Mar 13, 2016 13:31:03 GMT -6 eric said:

Mar 12, 2016 21:10:12 GMT -6 Buster 5000 said:

Eric, We need to talk about your vast knowledge of drag queens. -Buster

Fun fact, the third Adore party gif is my second most re-pinned pin on Pinterest at 37. (#1 is Kina at 45 )

[KwYawnza]

Eric, you're a scary person.

[Citizen Cane]

Mar 14, 2016 11:16:28 GMT -6 KwYawnza said:

Eric, you're a scary person.