Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2016 22:28:33 GMT -6
Dear friends and family,
It is to my displeasure that I am writing this letter to y'all. It comes a point in a man's life that he has to disconnect from things that cause him great emotional pain and scarring. No matter the pleasure that he gets while being around a certain group of individuals. So I have decided to step down from my general manager position of the Boston Celtics to pursue a more stress free lifestyle change. And in my goodbye I will leave you with a final Truth Bomb for each and every person who has touched me while I have been in TMBSL.. But they will be nice Truth Bombs.
Before we get started, I will be dividing up my remaining dump buck fortune to all the GMs that have less than 2000 dump bucks.
2poor - Even though we had a tumultuous ending, I enjoyed our time together in the league, and I wish you the best and happy ending
Souper Troopers - This one hurts to write. You're like a big brother to me. You're like those chocolates with a tough exterior but once you bite into them all the melted chocolate just drips out. I wish you nothing but happiness in life and hopefully you find someone that makes you as happy as you make this league (even though sometimes it may not feel like we love you enough).
ANK1990 - You maybe a weasel, but you are TMBSL's weasel. And the league needs you. I hope one day you surpass Heebs at your company so you can boss him around.
ayyoe - I know we haven't known each other for very long. But any friend of KN's is a friend of mine. I wish for you to keep my sim player as good and happy as he can be and hopefully he will be a Timberwolf for life.
Bruns - I will always cherish our time in the Madden leagues of you kicking my ass and chatting about our wonderful dogs. And then that run we had in TMBSL where it was Jason Kidd vs. Oscar Robertson in the ECF Game 7s. That has forged a bond that can never break. I wish nothing but the best for you and your wonderful Mrs. Bruns.
Buster 5000 - Oh my brother from another mother. You sir are one of a kind. You are going to be a wonderful father to an awesome son, just like his dad (except maybe without the jail stuff).
devinetime - My partner in crime. My best man. The other half of devinetime. Just keep on doing you, brother.
dilworth - You are one of the best people that I have ever had the pleasure of e-knowing. I'm certain that you will accomplish anything and everything that you set your mind to. Just keep up the good looks
.
Druce - The Angry Man of TMBSL. We've had our rough times, we've had our good time (#teamdruce). You are a superior man of faith. A much better man than I ever will be. Just enjoy your life with your almost now wife and let the good times flow.
Heynong Man - Oh the ultimate roller coaster friendship in TMBSL. I've called you all sorts of names during the years and never once did you lash back at me. Hopefully everything goes well at school and you achieve all of your goals in life.
eric - No matter how many times I say you suck at player making or GMing sim basketball teams, or writing articles that no human can understand, or your shitty taste in music. You are a good thing to this league. You make us understand this software or try to understand it better than anyone ever could. You have gone where no robot could have ever gone.
Face-in - I'll be rooting for you to take back the Beastlantic again so Heebs' ass can shut the fuck up.
gbgalla24 - You may get a bad rap in TMBSL for taking over Soup's team and getting handgifted the best player in TMBSL history, and for some questionable trades and motives within the league. But outside of being a GM, you're good in my book. You are always so damn nice and you always ran a tight ship in the Madden leagues.
Lazy Pete - My wish for you is to finally make the right choice in TMBSL and your team finally takes that next step. Whether its Webber vs. Penny, Lynch vs, Muresan, or Andrew vs. Aaron. But most importantly, just continue to make them laugh. You have a gift for it.
harryg - Fuck you.
IanBoyd - My wish for you is to finally jump back into TMBSL. Its whats in your blood, besides whatever wingstop sauce you ate that day. Just do it.
Jerry West - Just do you, brother. Don't let these naysayers bother you. Only you know whats best for your team. I know you don't have time for this like you used to but none of us really do and you are doing the best you can and thats all we can ask of you.
[Account Deleted] - Congrats on your future first round playoff victory. I hope you and your many mistresses are happy throughout life.
KwYawnza - You may not be the best GM, you may in fact be the worst GM, but you are an essential part of this league and without you the league would fall apart. I hope one day you find that #clean and #sober lifestyle
Mad King - I don't know why I'm doing one for you since I'll be seeing you and future family gatherings and all. Just treat Melanie right is all I ask.
kn88 - My brother. The Denzel to my Danny DeVito. I hope one day very soon you can feel what its like to lift that Soup Alvarado Trophy over your head and see what its like to be a sim league champion. You deserve it. You are one of the best GMs and team builders that we have in this league currently.
Citizen Cane - I hope one day you will become a certified lawyer in the state of Florida, and when that day comes you will be the best damn lawyer in South Florida, and the best damn hockey player in the state.
Majic - Sometimes its best to get separation from your real friendships on TMBSL. We all make mistakes in this league. Its how we learn from our mistakes that make us who we are. I have faith in you that you will become a good GM without Druce's guidance. But you got to stop asking retarded questions first.
MJ - I hope you and Mrs. MJ are having a wonderful time on whatever lavish vacation you are on now.
Odin - My big man. One of our better commishes of all time. Changed the game. I hope one day that you will have everything that you will ever need to make you happy. You may be a giant but you are our giant.
ohhaithur - Fuck you.
@rv - I'm sorry that I lashed out on you after a stupid Madden game. You are one of the nicest guys in the league. Whatever you lack in TMBSL, you more than make up for it in real life. I will make sure to treat Snow White right for you and hopefully one day you find yourself your own Snow White.
RWisoursavior - I hope one day I see your beautiful mug on ESPN. I mean it can't get any worse can it?
Ank Bank - I give you the keys to the casino and bank. They are finally yours.
SPL - what can I say to the man that already has it all? The jolly old fella in TMBSL. I appreciate all that you have done for me while you were here. Those podcasts were the highlights of my day. I guess my one wish for you is to finally win a title with the tremendous roster that you have built. And mainly just stay happy. We need more of you in the world.
SugarShaun - I wish all of the best health in the world to you. I hope you never have to go through what you did ever again. And if anyone besides me were to get Embiid, I wish it would be you.
Heebs - I hope you never find an elite PG while you are GMing for TMBSL. But mainly I wish on you awesome regular seasons and endless disappointing postseasons for you in your TMBSL future.
Trofie - I hope you post more pictures of yourself on social media. You are a beautiful man. I wish for you happiness in your real life and in your sim life I wish you finally find the right core of players and stick with it for once. I've seen what you can do when you are committed on TMBSL and in Madden. You are an elite GM in this league and its time that we finally see the Milwaukee Bucks back on top of the Central.
Bankz - I wish for you that your son grows up to be everything that his beautiful mother is and for Sam's Pizza to be one of the top pizza chains on the east coast. Just quit giving money to strangers on the internet for fucked up reasons. It never ends well. Trust me.
tyler 3001 - Fuck you and your shitty spelling.
victorj24 - I wish one day for you to get your luck back and for Horny to push your Bias time behind you. I hope nothing but the best for the sim Spurs.
20s Navidad - Just continue what you are doing. Your wife and daughter are lucky to have you as the man in their life and you are lucky to have them. Cherish it. If it means we can't have a Four Factors article that season so be it, the league can live without it. You are one of the best men in this league.
w2b - I miss you so much. Even if I found out you aren't black. I still love you and TMBSL wasn't the same without you.
zeropointzero - It finally looks like we found a competent Knicks GM after you left. Thank god.
I love each and every one of you (even Heebs). And you'll always be in my heart. (even Heebs). If you ever need anything, y'all know where to find me.
It is to my displeasure that I am writing this letter to y'all. It comes a point in a man's life that he has to disconnect from things that cause him great emotional pain and scarring. No matter the pleasure that he gets while being around a certain group of individuals. So I have decided to step down from my general manager position of the Boston Celtics to pursue a more stress free lifestyle change. And in my goodbye I will leave you with a final Truth Bomb for each and every person who has touched me while I have been in TMBSL.. But they will be nice Truth Bombs.
Before we get started, I will be dividing up my remaining dump buck fortune to all the GMs that have less than 2000 dump bucks.
2poor - Even though we had a tumultuous ending, I enjoyed our time together in the league, and I wish you the best and happy ending
Souper Troopers - This one hurts to write. You're like a big brother to me. You're like those chocolates with a tough exterior but once you bite into them all the melted chocolate just drips out. I wish you nothing but happiness in life and hopefully you find someone that makes you as happy as you make this league (even though sometimes it may not feel like we love you enough).
ANK1990 - You maybe a weasel, but you are TMBSL's weasel. And the league needs you. I hope one day you surpass Heebs at your company so you can boss him around.
ayyoe - I know we haven't known each other for very long. But any friend of KN's is a friend of mine. I wish for you to keep my sim player as good and happy as he can be and hopefully he will be a Timberwolf for life.
Bruns - I will always cherish our time in the Madden leagues of you kicking my ass and chatting about our wonderful dogs. And then that run we had in TMBSL where it was Jason Kidd vs. Oscar Robertson in the ECF Game 7s. That has forged a bond that can never break. I wish nothing but the best for you and your wonderful Mrs. Bruns.
Buster 5000 - Oh my brother from another mother. You sir are one of a kind. You are going to be a wonderful father to an awesome son, just like his dad (except maybe without the jail stuff).
devinetime - My partner in crime. My best man. The other half of devinetime. Just keep on doing you, brother.
dilworth - You are one of the best people that I have ever had the pleasure of e-knowing. I'm certain that you will accomplish anything and everything that you set your mind to. Just keep up the good looks
. Druce - The Angry Man of TMBSL. We've had our rough times, we've had our good time (#teamdruce). You are a superior man of faith. A much better man than I ever will be. Just enjoy your life with your almost now wife and let the good times flow.
Heynong Man - Oh the ultimate roller coaster friendship in TMBSL. I've called you all sorts of names during the years and never once did you lash back at me. Hopefully everything goes well at school and you achieve all of your goals in life.
eric - No matter how many times I say you suck at player making or GMing sim basketball teams, or writing articles that no human can understand, or your shitty taste in music. You are a good thing to this league. You make us understand this software or try to understand it better than anyone ever could. You have gone where no robot could have ever gone.
Face-in - I'll be rooting for you to take back the Beastlantic again so Heebs' ass can shut the fuck up.
gbgalla24 - You may get a bad rap in TMBSL for taking over Soup's team and getting handgifted the best player in TMBSL history, and for some questionable trades and motives within the league. But outside of being a GM, you're good in my book. You are always so damn nice and you always ran a tight ship in the Madden leagues.
Lazy Pete - My wish for you is to finally make the right choice in TMBSL and your team finally takes that next step. Whether its Webber vs. Penny, Lynch vs, Muresan, or Andrew vs. Aaron. But most importantly, just continue to make them laugh. You have a gift for it.
harryg - Fuck you.
IanBoyd - My wish for you is to finally jump back into TMBSL. Its whats in your blood, besides whatever wingstop sauce you ate that day. Just do it.
Jerry West - Just do you, brother. Don't let these naysayers bother you. Only you know whats best for your team. I know you don't have time for this like you used to but none of us really do and you are doing the best you can and thats all we can ask of you.
[Account Deleted] - Congrats on your future first round playoff victory. I hope you and your many mistresses are happy throughout life.
KwYawnza - You may not be the best GM, you may in fact be the worst GM, but you are an essential part of this league and without you the league would fall apart. I hope one day you find that #clean and #sober lifestyle
Mad King - I don't know why I'm doing one for you since I'll be seeing you and future family gatherings and all. Just treat Melanie right is all I ask.
kn88 - My brother. The Denzel to my Danny DeVito. I hope one day very soon you can feel what its like to lift that Soup Alvarado Trophy over your head and see what its like to be a sim league champion. You deserve it. You are one of the best GMs and team builders that we have in this league currently.
Citizen Cane - I hope one day you will become a certified lawyer in the state of Florida, and when that day comes you will be the best damn lawyer in South Florida, and the best damn hockey player in the state.
Majic - Sometimes its best to get separation from your real friendships on TMBSL. We all make mistakes in this league. Its how we learn from our mistakes that make us who we are. I have faith in you that you will become a good GM without Druce's guidance. But you got to stop asking retarded questions first.
MJ - I hope you and Mrs. MJ are having a wonderful time on whatever lavish vacation you are on now.
Odin - My big man. One of our better commishes of all time. Changed the game. I hope one day that you will have everything that you will ever need to make you happy. You may be a giant but you are our giant.
ohhaithur - Fuck you.
@rv - I'm sorry that I lashed out on you after a stupid Madden game. You are one of the nicest guys in the league. Whatever you lack in TMBSL, you more than make up for it in real life. I will make sure to treat Snow White right for you and hopefully one day you find yourself your own Snow White.
RWisoursavior - I hope one day I see your beautiful mug on ESPN. I mean it can't get any worse can it?
Ank Bank - I give you the keys to the casino and bank. They are finally yours.
SPL - what can I say to the man that already has it all? The jolly old fella in TMBSL. I appreciate all that you have done for me while you were here. Those podcasts were the highlights of my day. I guess my one wish for you is to finally win a title with the tremendous roster that you have built. And mainly just stay happy. We need more of you in the world.
SugarShaun - I wish all of the best health in the world to you. I hope you never have to go through what you did ever again. And if anyone besides me were to get Embiid, I wish it would be you.
Heebs - I hope you never find an elite PG while you are GMing for TMBSL. But mainly I wish on you awesome regular seasons and endless disappointing postseasons for you in your TMBSL future.
Trofie - I hope you post more pictures of yourself on social media. You are a beautiful man. I wish for you happiness in your real life and in your sim life I wish you finally find the right core of players and stick with it for once. I've seen what you can do when you are committed on TMBSL and in Madden. You are an elite GM in this league and its time that we finally see the Milwaukee Bucks back on top of the Central.
Bankz - I wish for you that your son grows up to be everything that his beautiful mother is and for Sam's Pizza to be one of the top pizza chains on the east coast. Just quit giving money to strangers on the internet for fucked up reasons. It never ends well. Trust me.
tyler 3001 - Fuck you and your shitty spelling.
victorj24 - I wish one day for you to get your luck back and for Horny to push your Bias time behind you. I hope nothing but the best for the sim Spurs.
20s Navidad - Just continue what you are doing. Your wife and daughter are lucky to have you as the man in their life and you are lucky to have them. Cherish it. If it means we can't have a Four Factors article that season so be it, the league can live without it. You are one of the best men in this league.
w2b - I miss you so much. Even if I found out you aren't black. I still love you and TMBSL wasn't the same without you.
zeropointzero - It finally looks like we found a competent Knicks GM after you left. Thank god.
I love each and every one of you (even Heebs). And you'll always be in my heart. (even Heebs). If you ever need anything, y'all know where to find me.
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