Post by Lazy Pete on Oct 2, 2017 11:33:29 GMT -6
Donald Trump
C
23
6'10"
305
Trump University
B F- D A- C+ C
This is a prospect, let me tell you, you've never seen a person play basketball as well as this player. First off, he is yuuuuuuge, and his size, everyone knows his size is off the charts. He's tremendous. Everyone says he's the biggest. And his defense, folks, there has never been anyone more defensive in the HISTORY of the game than him. It doesn't matter how big or how little the opponent, no action is too small for him to not get defensive over. He's a tactician, boy have you ever seen a tactician as smart as this in your life. He's gonna wall off the paint AND make whoever tries to oppose it pay. Just wait, he will impact the game bigly as soon as he steps foot in the league.
“He’s the most competitive person I’ve ever met,” raves Anthony Scaramucci. “Okay? I’ve seen this guy throw a dead spiral through a tire. I’ve seen him at Madison Square Garden with a topcoat on. He’s standing in the key; he’s hitting foul shots and swishing them, all right? He sinks 30-foot putts.”
From the outside, haters say he doesn't know what he's doing, that he's in over his head, that he's racist and facist and treasonous and ugly. They say that his tiny hands make him a turnover machine, and that he takes the most ill-advised shots that no player with a modicum of respect for the game of basketball would ever take. That's all part of the media's unfair crusade, and there are no limits to the amount of fake news. Those snowflakes just don't understand what a magnificent, tremendous, big bright star he is. He elected to play for Russia, medaling in the US last November and taking home the gold and showers. A lot of people don't realize that. And he played before record setting crowds, unbelievable crowds, there was never a player who had so much support. Just wait, you'll see that he's going to bring big things to this league.
