Post by eric on Nov 13, 2017 13:40:07 GMT -6
Eric "Eric" Hofmann
22
PG
6'4"
240
Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
A- B+ D+ B D+ B
What a mensch. A deep bag of tricks, feints, but never outright lies gives Hofmann unprecedented finishing ability around the rim, and hundreds of hours a week spent transcribing YouTube videos has given him an elite jump shot (DON'T QUESTION IT). Unfortunately his passing game remains in the Imaginary Future, but teammates will have plenty of time to vote in this poll about Kina Grannis' potential upcoming StageIt show date while they're not being passed the ball, ever. Another downside is that having never missed a shot Hofmann's rebounding ability is severely unrefined, and with limited athleticism he's unlikely to reach even 40% of the average guard's rebounds. Defensively he's solid but not spectacular, though with enough time spent in the gym he has a real chance at being the perennial eighth best perimeter defender in the league someday.
The CBA doesn't offer any clear guidance on whether an NBA player can also be the team record keeper, statistician, and assistant to the General Manager in charge of composite statistics, and if the commissioner has a problem with it he can bite Hofmann's
Beep boop boop beep.
