Post by Trofie on Aug 18, 2014 12:05:33 GMT -6
1. We all know everyone picks on Sister Fucker and Mr. Pole Smoker, besides those two gm's who is the biggest cocksucking faggot in the league?
2poor. because he is unable to have a conversation with me without saying that I am "mad" that lebron left, that I am a bandwagon fan, or something really stupid like that.
well honestly i pretty much like everyone here to the point where i would gladly get a beer with anyone who asked. That being said, 2poor's snobby routine where he has to be the funniest guy in the room gets pretty old. He has a good sense of humor, but going after me Mr. Pole Smoker and canes 24/7 gets old, and his jokes have gotten pretty repetitive.
With those 2 excluded, not too many "cocksucking" faggots left for me to rant about but there are a few individuals that seem to have a perpetual stick up their asses regarding certain things. Disclaimer: to those reading, don't be a bitch and hold a grudge because I said mean things about you (or do, like I give a fuck), I got a lot of problems with these people and they're going to hear about it:
Druce - Mother of god you thin skinned sensitive bitch, learn to take a criticism and stop being a faggot whenever one of your stupid ass ideas gets called out for being a stupid ass idea. Writing a fan fiction novel with players to add random +weight -height +grades and posting it as an article? One of the fucking dumbest things I've heard, but not nearly as dumb as that fucking 3 post dump-esque rant you followed up with in that post about how much you don't care about anyone's opinions and you won't be claiming points for it. That Hank Gathers debacle? Nothing more need be said on it, don't want you blowing another gasket and actually kill yourself because someone from the internet didn't like your work.
2poor - I don't know what you acted like when you first joined 2.0 but the 4.0 version is a fucking insufferable faggot. I type a wrong letter? "OMG IAN YOU SUCK AT ENGLISH BECAUSE I NOW KNOW YOU'RE ASIAN AND DIDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH FOR THE FIRST 12 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE". Listen here you fucking inbred Okie, not even at the height of my heel phase in 2.0 did anyone sunk so low to use grammar to throw shade at me (or whatever the fuck the expression is, pardon my chinkness for not knowing your colloquialisms). Your fucking constant need to go after the "uncool" poster/gms hasn't been so apparent since that faggot ass oops was busy sucking off zpz for calling me a small dicked chink. I never got bothered when there was actual fucking vitriol behind the insults thrown my way back in 2.0 when they had at least originality behind it, but your fucking shit tier overused attempts to constantly stir the shout conversation into an attack me makes me puke at how pathetic it is. But at least you stopped fucking bringing up Dan Issel in the last few seasons.
Ankly - By the time I finish typing this response, you like the annoying bitch you are, will have probably brought up 10 references to how no one cares what I think about whatever the fuck people are talking about that I happen to respond to. Maybe because your mother breastfed you until you were 5 years old but holy fuck I haven't seen so much estrogen when you go on one of your fucking bitchy hissy fits about whatever the fuck offended you. Grown a fucking pair of balls and admit that you fucked up the Bowie trade so people will move the fuck up and not constantly bring it up just to watch you rant like a lesbian feminist teaching a theater and dance class about how important people need to realize that Bowie is a negative player or whatever the fuck narrative you're using that particular day.
Other wheel group think faggots - Listen here you mother fucking taint lickers, I don't give a fuck how little you keep saying you don't care for my opinion because this is the internet and I can say whatever the fuck I want. I don't hate the idea because it's different and I fear change, am close-minded or whatever the fuck else talking point you pulled out of your asses you irush impersonating hipster faggots. How many fucking times do people that actually used the software have to tell you trading picks for 2 hours on draft night is not a fucking viable option before it sinks into your tiny ass downs brains. How about you fucking jackasses propose shit that actually saves the commissioner time instead of waste more of it? I burnt out after like 7 seasons dealing with you faggots that want everything to be about "ME, ME, ME FUCKING ME" that didn't give 2 shits about anyone else's time like a fucking 2 year old, I'm not gonna see you do it to someone else, whoever the commissioner at that time may be.
I don't really get irritated with a ton of people and generally like most in this leage, but it seems like a couple gm's have a little to much estrogen . I'd be willing to bet 90% of the time Mj cries after sex.
2. Should scat be replaced? What are your thoughts on him as a person and as a gm?
It all depends. If he really has "lost interest," he needs to step down and let bankz take over. Sometimes GM's need to take a few months off of TMBSL in order to recharge and get the enthusiasm for the league back. There is no shame in that. Bankz has been waiting patiently for a team and like others have said, Bankz gets a pass for his hissy fit earlier because he pays for this league to happen and has never once asked anyone to pitch in. Yea, $50 isn't much, but nobody else is stepping up.
However, if Scat still wants to be a GM, there is no reason to fire him over the trades he just made. Did he get the best deals available to him? not a chance. But there have been much worse deals made in 2.0 and nobody has gotten fired yet, why start now? If scat is fired, his deals need to be voided and let the new gm find his own deals. As a person I think scat is a great guy despite being a FSU fan.He hooked me up for tmbsl secret santa. As a gm, he is decent. I can't remember the last time he had a true title contender despite his legendary scat luck.
He doesnt type enough for me to have an opinion as a person. I think he should probably be replaced because he said he doesnt care much and is losing interest. If that is the case i would just go ahead and give his team to clutch. #freeclutch
Don't care if he should be replaced or not, he adds nothing to the league outside of fucking up people's plans because for some retarded ass reason the software likes him enough for him to i deepthroat daily his ass into a way better record or situation than his GMing abilities are capable of. If he actually posted some articles or talked more in general I'd have more of an idea and thoughts on him as a person, but his inactive ass would much rather waste a fucking James Harden, Derrick Rose or David Robinson's career by giving them 0 upgrades ever and just sit on his ass for the next time he wins a lottery for another top prospect he fucking wastes than do anything with them. If he had just AVERAGE luck, not even below average luck or shit tier luck, scat's GMing tenure is fucking mops, but at least mops was fucking active enough to bother with dumb shit like sending in 2 year minimum FA offers to annoy me with, scat is just...there, to do nothing but piss you off every few years with another retarded ass lottery win.
Scat said he doesn't give a shit so i'd say why not. He wouldn't be first on my list to go but he's up there. It was funny seeing certain Gm's defend him though. We get it you just traded for his player. Get over it.
3. Who in this league can dish it out but acts like a bitch when it's returned?
Bankz. I like the guy, but he is an odd one. He loves taking shots at people and there isn't a GM he hasn't called out for something during his time in TMBSl. He also loves to be a fake tough guy. He talks mad shit in shout, but in 1-1 convos, he treats everyone very well. The reason he is the answer to this question is the dump sisutation, when dump went after him a month or 2 ago, he quit. He's given a bunch of shit to dump over the years about the hooker, and while dump definitely crossed a line, bankz has many times as well. Quitting was a bitch move.
Ocho. i like the guy, but he says shit to me all the time then when i say something to him he gets all pissy. he talks a lot of shit on people but you do the same and he gets mad
Not in the league anymore/currently but bankz is the biggest pussy ass bitch when it comes to back and forths insults. He'll fucking throw every little tiny detail and go into personal and real life depths to go after someone but when it's dished back he fucking acts like a little 13 year old bitchy ass white girl that just got called fat and ugly by a football player. You want to keep bringing up how dump looks like he's adopted or that you paid for his hooker (which fwiw is the single fucking most pathetic thing I've ever heard a grown ass man do, buying a hooker to mess with a socially retarded recluse), then don't fucking throw a bitch fit and quit for the 10th when dump brings up your wife.
I think most guys are better about this than others. You flip most people shit in this league however; one that comes to mind to me is Soup. I really enjoy soup, but it seems like if you disagree with his opinion he's going to say shit back to you an endless amount of times. He may be hard headed but god damn. You are not always right nobody is, not even the fake guy in the sky.
4. Who flies under the radar for being a terrible Gm?
I think its RV. I like the guy, but he is a mediocre gm. He is never in the title hunt and despite getting the best PG in 4.0 has done nothing with it. I also can't remember a title competitor from 2.0. While I could be proactive and look it up, I am just going to be lazy and hope I am right. The other guys I considered have been called out at one time or the other for being bad GMs, but I don't remember RV making anyone's list
I wouldnt say hes terrible but i think duc flies under the radar because hes such a nice guy. he hasnt ever done anything since ive been in the league but he gets a pass for being extremely active and just a cool dude
Plenty comes to mind but one that doesn't get mentioned enough is ocho. Dude was a 1.0 OG and hasn't done shit in nearly 50 seasons in both 1.0 and 2.0 until he backed his ass into a title win towards the end of 2.0 when the number of GMs that still gave a fuck was like 10 or less. If the rumors/conversations I've heard are true, ocho PMs people he considers better GMs on every fucking little detail involving his team before making any decisions. Looking at what he's done in 4.0, he seems like he's still clueless on long term consequences or moves he makes and has shit for patience. He'd rather take things personal and turn his team into shit than working with someone else in a rational manner to improve his situation. Soup told you to ask for Alvin in the package for Jamaal Wilkes? Well no shit of course he fucking did you rube, he's in my fucking division. Regardless of fair price or not, his team is stuck in mediocrity for the foreseeable future with 0 picks in the next 3 drafts (one of which is the loaded Wilt/Logo/Oscar draft) because he took it personally that his now declining shooting guard wouldn't get 3 of his own picks back AND a 20/10 point guard still on a rookie contract.
Could go a couple ways with this. I'm going Mj. It may seem like I don't like MJ, but that's not the case. For someone who had to work with the software daily you'd think he would know what he's doing. Another is Scat. Jesus you are terrible. You could get offered David Thompson for a first and you would counter with two 2nd round picks.
5. Of the new guys who was the worst addition?
tyler. He has done a great job building a winner, but 75% of the fun in this league is being active. He also does a bad job of responding to PM's. This league thrives when its gm's are active and I just don't see tyler as an active gm. got to hand it to him in building a winner though.
tyler. ive never even seen him post or shout
Tyler. Learn how to fucking format a trade or DC you fucking backwoods hillbilly. It's fucking 2014, the internet isn't a brand fucking new invention. Your ass would have 30 demerits by now if you didn't happen to be related to the commissioner. I very much look forward to when Westphal falls off a fucking cliff in TC so you actually have to do some fucking team building instead of giving out 1st rounders like Mr. Pole Smoker gives out blowjobs and will very much enjoy laughing at Pistons doing an irl Knicks impression when you find out that you can't rely on 1 fucking player destroying everyone in the playoffs every year.
They are all good , but as far as adding nothing to the league , Tyler. The others are active and good people . You are not active and while you may be a good person I'm going to assume you're an asshole
6. Of the guys who have been around since 1.0, who would prefer not to spend an entire day with and why? (be different from question 1)
Well, dump would be fun to hang out with just because of the awkwardness. I am going to go with Ian. Other then his well documented smartest guy in the room act I really don't have anything against him. I pick him just because I have no idea what we would do outside of eat wingstop and talk about tmbsl.
Ian. im sure a day with him would be filled with eating cheap crappy wings and looking at statistical breakdowns of imaginary computer generated athletes.
Depending on if the group think mentality of people being elitist faggot snobs exist or not. If you happen to be in Austin and want to hang out with me to actually meet someone that you've known on the internet for like 3 years? I'll meet you wherever, we'll have some Brazilian steakhouse and shoot the shit about sports, sim sports, Chinese things that you find fascinating etc. But the people that treat it like my life is a bore because I'm on here 24/7 and only eat wings because that's how I act online in a sim sports league? Kindly fuck off and kiss my ass and I'll continue talking about how I enjoy wingstop and be active online (which almost all of you are, but somehow I'm a loser because I'm on here slightly more often than you? lol fucking hypocrites, either you leave the fucking league and then talk about how much of a loser the rest of us are or don't judge me for enjoying the same things everyone does - looking at rosters, talking in shout and being active in the sim league in general. Get fucking bent)
I'm going to say dump. Not because I don't like him but because we have nothing in common. I like doing shit and getting hammered. I can't imagine we would have that much fun.
7. Take the divisions , Rank them 1-4 based on making the Simverse being a terrible place to be at times. (1 being the shittiest)
This is a hard question simply because the tough to deal with gm's are pretty well spread out.
4. Midbest- 7 good, active gm's. Other then my previously said issue with 2poor, good group of guys.
3. Pacific- Sister Fucker on his own puts what it is a great group of gm's behind the midbest.
2. Atlantic- me and dump put this division here. I am tough to deal with in trades and shit and dump rage is always a threat to ruin shout.
1. Central- Mr. Pole Smoker is Mr. Pole Smoker, he takes more crap then he should, but his unwillingness to let an argument go is unrivaled. add in a gm in tyler who is tough to communicate with and trof who i will never ever trade with and you have the shittiest division in tmbsl.
1- Midworst 2. Atlantic 3. Central 4. Pacific
1. Central because of how shitty that entire division is. Bulls are decent but they old as fuck and are on their last leg, Bucks are fucking stuck in limbo because trofie still hasn't learned jack shit about patience since 2.0. Trading w2d for Mr. Pole Smoker was the biggest fucking downgrade in Gm prowess since poetic gave the 2.0 Celtics to supabran or when I quit and handed the Timberwolves to dumptime.
2-3. Who the fuck gives a shit
4. Midwest because we're the cream of the crop.
1. Midwest. Holy fuck could you guys Sec Sec Sec anymore than you currently do. The division has been dominated by two teams , meanwhile the kentucky's of the division think they had something to do with it. Also Jerry congrats on handing 2poor those titles with those horrible trades. Bunch of inbred dipshits. Also JHB nobody acknowledges the 2.0 title you had. The season was simmed without trades or adjustments.
2. Atlantic- It's hard for anyone else to tank when every year 5/7th of the division is.
3. Pacific- Great group of guys imo. They have it all.
4. Central- I like most the gm's in this league. Bruns is good people, I enjoy Rv, brocho is in here, we have the Wire man in pete, and I guess HT
8. Top 5 people you would prefer to never deal with based on who they are ,and how painful it can be at times.
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Trofie
Trofie
Trofie
Trofie
Trofie
1. canes
2. Mr. Pole Smoker- his offers are usually laughable at best
3. ian
4. ocho (he dicked me over bad in 2.0)
5. 2poor
I'll send offers to everyone and not let personal feelings get in the way because I'm not a butthurt retard.
1. Scat- just horrible
2. Canes- you'd win the title every year if your guys were as good as you think they are
3. Sister Fucker- Return pm's you asshole
4. Dirt- Not all the time just recently. You don't respond like you used to
5. Soup- Not because you are a terrible person, but because we both like to max our returns
9. It's secret santa time. Which Gm do you not want to get a present from and why? Who would you not enjoy giving some Christmas joy too.
For this question I would like to personally invite supercity to join the league just to be my SS. hope he doesn't stiff me. MJ wouldn't be bad. He knows me pretty well and would be able to come up with a good gift. I wouldn't want to give a gift to tyler. he never posts and it would suck to spend time on a gift and never see it posted in the SS thread
wouldnt want to get a present from ocho because he sent his gift out like 6 months late just because he didnt like who he was getting a gift for. that was a dick move especially considering we are a tight knit community and everyone here seems like a good person, regardless of how annoying they can be. I wouldnt want to get a gift for odin because im not really sure what he likes other than ps4 and weed.
Bankz, you own your own fucking business and spent god knows how much money on your wedding, you can afford to buy your own shit.
I don't think I could stand bringing joy to Mr. Pole Smoker's life. I would try and gag gift him with dildos but he would just enjoy them thus making me not happy.
10. As you know we are having a TMBSL get together in Chicago next year. Are you going? If you are entertaining the idea who would you like not to go and why.
I am going to try and go. Chicago is an awesome town and by next year I should be working full time and have some cash to blow on a trip. I wouldn't exclude anyone because this is a good group of people. Only people I wouldn't want to come are the ones who feel they need to take shots and try to fuck with other gm's in chicago. It's one thing to fuck with someone over the internet when it's just words on a computer, it is another when someone spent hundreds of dollars to go only to get ripped on the entire time by someone who feels like being a douche
I would like to go. if it's over a weekend there's a possibility but i have a wedding im in at the end of april so if its then then obviously i cant go. the lady wasnt too thrilled with the idea when i mentioned it so idk yolo. I wouldnt want soup to go because i would end up knocking him out and i dont want that weighing on my conscious
Not going because I hate traveling in general, especially air travel. However if one was held in Austin or within a couple of hours drive, I'll go and grace everyone with my presence.
I hope everyone shows up. It's going to be a shit show in a great city. I've only met Buster and seeing you being arrested was great. I look forward to more memories.