Efficiency Underrated? A Catfish Story

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Efficiency Underrated? A Catfish Story Nov 5, 2014 21:40:03 GMT -6 BKay Jewelers likes this

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Post by Heebs on Nov 5, 2014 21:40:03 GMT -6

After a recent interview with new Nets GM, AHebrewToo, I came to the realization that efficiency is underrated.

The Nets’ best players are unquestionably Khalid Reeves and Dwight Howard, but after assuming his new postion as GM of the Brooklyn Nets, AHebrewToo had to fend off offer after offer for Theodosius Cathasch. Without a single offer for Reeves or Howard, AHebrewToo was confounded. For a player averaging under 6 PPG, this level of interest was uncalled for.

Without clarity, the offers continued. Two potential starters AND two first round picks for an ineffective offensive player? Just what are we all missing?

Wait. A center that shoots 94 percent free throws? On minimal field goal attempts? Is that helpful?

Yes
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A center that gathers 12 rebounds per game with an additional four blocks? That’s 12 more possessions and 8 points off the board. Or a 32 point swing.

So we have a poor shooting center, with enough strength to rebound the basketball and more than enough sense to not try shooting bad shots?

This young man is not going anywhere. A perfect complement to Dwight Howard and Khalid Reeves, Theodosius Cathasch has got the stats to put the Nets into the conversation for 3010 TMBSL champions.

Last Edit: Nov 5, 2014 22:04:13 GMT -6 by Heebs

Buster 5000 Former GM Posts: 4,828 Likes: 1,382 Dump Bucks: 10,950 Joined: April 2014	Efficiency Underrated? A Catfish Story Nov 5, 2014 22:08:12 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Buster 5000 on Nov 5, 2014 22:08:12 GMT -6 The bones are there just need more meat.

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Heebs Boss 3028 and 3041 TMBSL Champions Posts: 9,211 Likes: 2,004 Dump Bucks: 36,025 Joined: October 2014	Efficiency Underrated? A Catfish Story Nov 6, 2014 9:32:59 GMT -6 Bruns likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Heebs on Nov 6, 2014 9:32:59 GMT -6 Let this article be a lesson to not drink, watch NBA, and write articles at the same time. Ugh.

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Efficiency Underrated? A Catfish Story May 24, 2017 9:17:12 GMT -6

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Post by Souper Troopers on May 24, 2017 9:17:12 GMT -6

May 23, 2017 12:51:43 GMT -6 Lazy Pete said:

I remember this. Pretty sure this was a week or less before you shipped off Reeves and/or Catfish

Mavs/Nets for Catfish

nets traded for reeves in February after this article in November.

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Efficiency Underrated? A Catfish Story May 24, 2017 9:34:14 GMT -6

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May 24, 2017 9:17:12 GMT -6 Souper Troopers said:

May 23, 2017 12:51:43 GMT -6 Lazy Pete said:

I remember this. Pretty sure this was a week or less before you shipped off Reeves and/or Catfish

Mavs/Nets for Catfish

nets traded for reeves in February after this article in November.

I believe that was the 2nd go-round for Reeves and catfish in Brooklyn.

Here was the original Reeves trade and the original Catfish trade

Both traded 6 days after the article

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Lazy Pete Toronto Raptors Posts: 8,129 Likes: 3,025 Dump Bucks: 14,510 Joined: June 2014	Efficiency Underrated? A Catfish Story May 24, 2017 9:35:39 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lazy Pete on May 24, 2017 9:35:39 GMT -6 technically the 3rd time for Catfish since Scat cut him way back in the beginning
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