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Post by Heebs on May 21, 2017 9:07:47 GMT -6
Kenny 'Squeak' Scolari Waukesha County Technical College 5'7" 130 PG 24 C B C+ C D B Former gas meter reader turned BASEketball star player, Scolari's nickname stems from the fact that he is a little bitch that couldn't get a chick with a $100 bill hanging out of his pants. Athletically, Squeak is weak, slow, but has a decent amount of leaping ability. His best skill is his outside shot. After years of practice, he can reliably hit from well beyond the TMBSL 3-pt line. While he is a willing passer, he is a piece of shit and a little bitch that fumbles the ball at the slightest provocation. Defensively he struggles. He has been known to get a psych out or two, but he doesn't have the quickness to stay in front of players on the perimeter. It may surprise some to see a player this bad in TMBSL, but someone will want him on their team.
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Post by [Account Deleted] on May 21, 2017 11:35:12 GMT -6
Tank Commander
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Post by Citizen Cane on May 21, 2017 13:20:04 GMT -6
What's up little bitch
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Post by FectaDEEZ on May 22, 2017 9:08:22 GMT -6
Tank god.
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Post by MJ on May 22, 2017 11:55:48 GMT -6
No, that's jenkins bed.
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Post by Delap on May 25, 2017 17:14:50 GMT -6
seems like a waste of a player
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Post by TimPig on May 25, 2017 19:26:36 GMT -6
Where is Ed Tuttle?
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