Post by eric on Jun 12, 2017 9:24:40 GMT -6
Houston Rockets (3032-3036)
Milwaukee Bucks (3037-3038)
Cleveland Cavaliers (3039-3045)
New York Knicks (3046-3047)
Seattle SuperSonics (3048)
At a Glance
-Fourth pick in the second greatest draft of all time, ended up 2nd in Win Shares with 163, although Zo's still goin' with 148
-Infamously great create a player, controversy erupted when draft master Eric was honest and forthright about it
-But at least no one ever accused Eric of lying about a silly game that sim league played together again
-Well, nevermind that
-Enormous controversy when traded for two rookie stiffs, saddling Patrick Ewing with PG play of Zach "15 ppg" LaVine and Dennis "43% from the field" Schröder
-Controversy continued when resigned to wildly undermarket deals
-A bunch of times
-Labored like Samson to bring a title to Cleveland, but only one CHOSEN can do that
-Only sim league player in history to join their partner (Kina Grannis) in the New York Knicks Famous Ring of Honorable Fame Hall
-Career 1.67 WS/m$ will never be broken
-What a mensch
-Paved the way for the Jewish Invasion: Tamir Goodman, Tanakh Joseph Ford, Rabbi ben Simmons, the list goes on and on
Honors
Most Valuable Player
All-Star Game Most Valuable Player
All-NBA First Team
All-Defensive First Team (three)
Rookie of the Year
Career Stats
Years played: 17
Games played: 1218
Points per game: 25.9
Rebounds per game: 5.5
Assists per game: 7.8
Steals per game: 1.8
Blocks per game: 1.0
Turnovers per game: 2.7
FG%: .473
FT%: .883
3P%: .401
Achievements
Championships: 0
Player of the Game: 330
Player of the Week: 10
Player of the Month: 3
Double Doubles: 467
Triple Doubles: 44
Career Highs
Points: 55
Rebounds: 17
Assists: 21
Steals: 7
Blocks: 6
Biography
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 180
College: UCLA
Transactions
-Drafted by the then Houston Rockets with the fourth pick of the first round.
-Resigned with the then Rockets for 3 yrs $16m
-Traded to the Bucks for rookies Boo Ellis and Benoit Benjamin
-Traded to the Cavaliers for 1.5 (Danny Granger)
-Resigned with the Cavaliers for 3 yrs $17m - in total, he played at 35% of the max for his six post-rookie deal years
-Resigned with the Cavaliers for 4 yrs $29m
-Since resigning fell on the Sabbath in 3046 and operating a fax machine is melakhot, Epstein had to test free agency in 3046
-Showed his loyalty once again by spurning an estimated 36 offers on day one
-Signed with the Cavaliers for 3 yrs $24m
-Traded to the Knicks in a blockbuster deal along with "Super" Mario Elie for draft classmate Jimmy Jackson, three firsts, and five seconds
-That's how I wanted it to go, anyway. It ended up being broken into two deals. Who asked you?
-Traded to the now Supersonics for Jae Crowder and a pick swap
