Sim One (Through Three) Overreactions (238 views)

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Welcome to 3050 Sim One (Through Three) Overreactions...featuring GIFs!

Eastern Conference


Indiana Pacers
PJ Dozier SF 8 29.6 19.0 5.3 3.6 2.1 0.4 1.5 .457 .952 .438

In my bid to upgrade over Willie Anderson at the 3, I made an offer for PJ this offseason that I felt was pretty strong, but Heebs wasn't ready to move. Good call.



Toronto Raptors
Tracy McGrady SF 19 40.3 34.7 9.8 4.4 1.3 0.8 1.1 .495 .886 .337

We've reached peak T-Mac. You mean you didn't see this coming?



Boston Celtics
9-5, third place in Eastern Conference

OH MY GAWD THAT'S GM DEVINE'S MUSIC



Cincinnati Royals
Moe Harkless SF 18 31.7 7.4 7.8 0.5 2.4 2.1 1.1 .440 .881 .000

We spent this offseason declaring the end of the Royals, but GM Ward just slots in elite defender Moe Harkless to fill in for the departed Shard and he's back in the mix again.



New York Knicks
Kyle Korver SF 18 36.7 28.4 7.8 5.8 1.0 0.1 2.1 .469 .950 .486

Speaking of back, Kyle "All Star" Korver is back after a couple of years of cashing them checks on Portland's bench.



Miami Heat
Stephen Jackson SF 18 32.4 14.9 7.8 1.8 1.4 0.4 1.1 .407 .823 .406

After 5 years, it's nice to finally see Captain Jack get a fair shake at starting...



Milwaukee Bucks
Drake Wilton PG 17 38.6 30.2 6.2 8.6 2.1 0.1 3.2 .495 .932 .444



Fort Wayne Pistons
Mitch Richmond SG 15 39.5 33.0 7.5 3.6 1.4 0.5 2.8 .559 .920 .430



St. Louis Hawks
Not in playoffs



Cleveland Cavaliers
Clifford Smith SF 18 33.9 13.0 7.1 2.4 0.6 1.4 1.2 .437 .800 .389

Let's look in at GM Shawn reviewing the early returns on his investment at 1.3



Washington Bullets
9-14, back in duldrums after flirting with legitimacy



Buffalo Braves
4-11, Franchise Savior Bill Bellamy SG 15 32.1 11.5 6.6 1.4 0.9 0.4 0.9 .374 .710 .320

How's it going, delap?



Orlando Magic

I'm running out of ideas for gifs. MJ, you get a gif!



Charlotte Hornets
William Gates PG 11 34.8 31.6 3.7 3.5 0.5 0.5 2.2 .475 .885 .408

Does this guy maybe not completely suck?



Chicago Bulls
Still GM'ed by Lip, probably



Western Conference


Golden State Warriors
Current Leaders in the Pacific Division Standings

Oh man, the Suns are really running away with this division...



San Antonio Spurs
Brian Shaw PG 22 28.0 14.2 5.5 4.1 1.0 0.1 1.8 .391 .864 .294

There's a joke here about how the hype and subsequent results for Brian Shaw, starter, is a lot like the hype and results for Brian Shaw, NBA head coach.



Phoenix Suns
14-3, +17.5 point differential

Ankly's Suns are the class of the league this season after he once again fell ass backwards into a big-name free agent. He's channeling early 4.0 RW in the league shout right now too.



Vancouver Grizzlies
16-5, 16 WPGMA^TM (this is a new advanced metric I've been developing measuring wins per GM appearance on the board to show who does the most with the least effort)

Live look in at the Vancouver FO this season:



Portland Trailblazers 12 4 .750 7-3 5-1 1.5

Ben Bentil SF 16 39.1 18.6 11.3 1.3 1.7 1.9 0.8 .477 .851 .375

Jaylen Brown SF 16 21.1 13.6 4.2 2.2 0.6 0.4 1.0 .470 .771 .275

Josh Howard SF 16 35.0 25.8 7.8 3.5 2.1 0.8 2.0 .518 .853 .432
Vernon Maxwell SG 16 11.3 7.4 1.9 2.6 0.7 0.2 0.7 .460 .771 .423
Jason D. Williams PG 16 38.3 29.9 3.7 14.3 1.6 0.1 1.4 .461 .828 .448

Majic, surveying his kingdom of perimeter players:



Utah Jazz
12-5, comfortably in playoffs in a loaded conference, peripherals show team is pretty good

SPL's perception of his team's outlook



Seattle SuperSonics
9-6, currently 5th in the Pacific

I can just feel a Fason tank on the horizon...



Los Angeles Lakers

I'm really struggling to come up with GIFs at this point and this team is GM-less, so here is Guy Fieri eating noodles it reverse.



Denver Nuggets
1 MDPMDCU (Meltdown per missed DC update)

Thanks for the re-sim!



Minnesota Timberwolves
Larry Bird SF 20 36.9 26.3 10.3 3.7 1.3 1.2 1.5 .501 .972 .455



Dallas Mavericks

Who cares? Def not their GM NAILED IT



San Diego Clippers
Michael Porter SF 18 35.5 16.3 6.3 3.2 1.1 0.4 1.9 .416 .905 .400
Brett Nelson SG 18 30.1 9.6 4.9 2.8 1.6 0.2 0.9 .439 .724 .333
Glynn Watson PG 18 36.3 19.3 3.7 9.4 1.6 0.2 2.2 .461 .963 .396

I was expecting a lot out of this trio...



Kansas City Kings
LeBron James SF 16 37.7 33.7 9.1 5.4 1.3 2.8 4.0 .495 .969 .378
Other 11 guys: 70.4 ppg, 41.3 rpg, 20.6 apg, 4.1 spg, 4.1 bpg, 9.7 TOpg



New Orleans Pelicans
Grant Long SF 17 33.2 15.4 7.8 2.6 0.6 2.7 1.8 .498 .900 .500
Majestic Mapp SG 17 33.5 22.2 6.2 2.2 0.9 0.2 1.4 .482 .869 .400

I think he's finally getting the hang of this...

[eric]

[TimPig]

Jul 28, 2017 12:56:57 GMT -6 [Account Deleted] said:

San Antonio Spurs
Brian Shaw PG 22 28.0 14.2 5.5 4.1 1.0 0.1 1.8 .391 .864 .294

There's a joke here about how the hype and subsequent results for Brian Shaw, starter, is a lot like the hype and results for Brian Shaw, NBA head coach.

Focusing on Shaw with everything else I've got going on

[FectaDEEZ]

William Gates for 2 million per is my proudest accomplishment in this league.

[BKay Jewelers]

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Did a disservice not mentioning TT's great season so far:

Tim Thomas SF 18 34.4 22.0 9.8 2.6 1.2 1.1 1.9 .495 .952 .474

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They're overreactions, people.

Everyone always asks for it, then they get their feelings hurt.

SMFH.

[TimPig]

Jul 28, 2017 14:36:24 GMT -6 [Account Deleted] said:

They're overreactions, people.

Everyone always asks for it, then they get their feelings hurt.

SMFH.

Isn't that the whole point?

[MistleTacoe]

I dont know what everyone is talking about. I love my overreaction

[Face-in]

Great work, I hope these continue each year in gif form.