3052 - Jimmy Jackson (CHI, BOS, NYK, CLE, SEA/BUF, MIA, PHO)
Oct 13, 2017 11:05:08 GMT -6
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Post by eric on Oct 13, 2017 11:05:08 GMT -6
sporting the Knicks black alternates
Chicago Bulls (3032-3035)
Boston Celtics (3036-3042)
New York Knicks (3043-3045)
Cleveland Cavaliers (3046)
Seattffalo SuperSves (3046-3047)
Miami Heat (3048-3051)
Phoenix Suns (3052)
At a Glance
-Played on 12 NBA teams and 8 TMBSL teams and somehow only 1 overlapped, the New York Knicks, what a country.
-James Arthur Jackson aka Jimmy Jackson aka The One True JJ aka The Dread Lord James, Son of Jack aka Mr. Toni Braxton
-Twenty year career is so long that Bruns drafted him
-For the BULLS
-Correctly predicted by Handsome Pete's ladder to finish just behind ~* #1 Jesse Epstein #1 *~
-Certain to join Epstein
-Notoriously jumped ship in FA for Boston after his rookie deal was up
-Blossomed like a flower, becoming the only non-PG to win MVP in 38 years and counting
-Led the dynasty that ended 4.0 with 4 titles in a .ROW
-Rewarded with an untradeable second super max
-Brought to New York in a POWER MOVE trade by James "Do it Big" Dolan, though some questioned how many years JJ had left in the tank
-That was ten years ago
-Combined with Sam Jones and Butch Lee to form the greatest perimeter trio in sim league history, as evidenced by their nickname: The Legion of Doomed Horsemen That Were the Greatest Perimeter Trio in Sim League History Three Alphas Party Like it's 2999
-Romped to another title in New York Town before his untradeable contract was again traded to some non-Atlantic squad
-Traded again five seconds later to some other non-Atlantic squad
-Look, it's a long glance, okay? His career is old enough to buy vodka, what do you want from me
-Ended up with the Suns and finally managed to limp past Shareef Abdur-Rahim for 5th all time in Win Shares
-Also sabotaged the Suns' chances at a threepeat
-Once a Celtic, always a Celtic
-Yes as a Knick
Honors
Most Valuable Player
All-League First Team (three)
All-Star (nine)
3-Point Shootout Champion (3036)
Career Stats
Years played: #NUM!
Games played: 1627
Points per game: 27.9
Rebounds per game: 6.6
Assists per game: 2.6
Steals per game: 2.0
Blocks per game: 0.1
Turnovers per game: 1.5
FG%: .473
FT%: .880
3P%: .434
Achievements
Championships: 5
Player of the Game: 264
Player of the Week: 10
Player of the Month: 1
Double Doubles: 311
Triple Doubles: 2
Career Highs
Points: 76
Rebounds: 18
Assists: 12
Steals: 9
Blocks: 3
Biography
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 220
College: Ohio St.
Transactions
-Drafted by the Chicago Bulls with the first pick of the first round of the famously hallowed 3032 draft
-Signed with the Boston Celtics for 6 yrs, $94m
-Signed with the Boston Celtics for 6 yrs, $146m
-Traded to the New York Knicks for Jonas Valanciunas, Hawkeye Whitney, one second rounder, and some other stuff
-Traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers with three seconds as the second part of a BLOCKBUSTER for the great "Super" Mario Elie
-Traded to the then-Seattle SuperSonics along with Peyton Perkins (which should have voided the trade considering he wasn't even on the Cavs' roster) for Prince Rogers Nelson and Dominique Wilkins, although Shaun had to eat two first rounders
-Resigned with the now-Buffalo Braves for 4 yrs, $26m
-Traded to the Miami Heat for a used jock strap and a bag of pucks, drawing an inquest into whether the Sabres owner should be running an NBA team in the first place
-Signed with the Phoenix Suns for 2 yrs, $10m
