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Commisheebs Hot Takes
- I would have used a Heat logo since these takes will literally be flaming hot, like Cheetos and my mixtape, but Commisheeb runs a second rate operation and it appears the links to team logos are broken.
- The best part of Heebs being commish is now there are 6 or 7 teams he can help choke in the playoffs instead of just the Pacers.
Milwaukee Sucks Hot Takes
- This team being number one is a great example of small sample sizes not being reliable.
- Remember when Duc built a promising core 6 seasons ago and wait look it's still the exact same team with the exact amount of (no) upgrades and all the exact same players.
- Andrew Jackson described playing for General Manager Duc as his own personal Trail of Tears.
New York Knicks Hot Takes
- This team is actually good, perhaps the best in the East.
- Eric is going to finish above the Eric seed this season, shockingly.
- Eric has built the best defense in TMBSL since perhaps the late 3020's.
- Allowing Rod Grizzard to go to New York on an LLE and then be resigned was the worst collective GM'ing this group has done in it's history.
- Do you guys think Majic has looked at this roster yet and said, "where the f*** was this Rik Shits in Portland"?
St. Louis Hawks Takes
- Has a GM ever done such a good job at the opposite of improving a defense in one offseason without tanking?
- That was the most poorly constructed sentence I've ever written.
- Remember when we made fun of Lip giving Georgios Papagiannis a long-term contract? Who's laughing now?
- This is a season late but Garbo Garbagekapa is dead to to me. As is Nogood Krsdick. True Hawks' legends accept their reduced roles and resign on mins every off-season like Reggie Evans and Martell Webster. You guys will never go into the Hawks Ring of Honor.
Charlotte Hornets Buzz Takes
- Fecta should be allowed to film himself doing the Sam Cassell "big balls" dance and post it to the header of TMBSL for trading a promising PG in Jalen Brunson for a scoring big knowing everything we know about player efficiency now, and then having it work for him. Congrats.
- Remember when everyone told BK that OG Anunoby was trash and he should take whatever he could get to get rid of that contract. Way to go, idiots.
Cleveland Cavaliers Hot Takes
- The Cavs somehow being #2 in TMBSL in rebounding is the one of the most hilarious anomalies in sim league history. This guy literally only has one big above B in rebounding and only two players overall (one being his SF, Simmons). Somehow he still pulls down 65 boards a game. Here's to regression to the mean.
Indiana Pacers Hot Takes
- Bradley Bleal is the best all-around wing (and perhaps even best all-around player) in TMBSL right now. Don't at me.
- Get YAWN more playing time. #FREEYAWN
- How you gonna commish sign a backup PG to a 6 year, 36 mil deal then not play him, C'MON MAN
Boston Celtics Hot Takes
- GM Devine is the Sam Hinkie of Sim Boston. He may not have built the team to it's current success but he was the champion of #TheProcess that got them there.
- Imagine how good this team would be if Commisheebs was in office one year sooner and Rod Grizzard was still the starting SG here.
- Where my TD>TMac guys at? Lmao
Washington Bulletin Board Material
- Mark Vershaw is a dude and deserves more PT, make it happen kn.
- Oh look they're back in the playoffs right now. Took long enough. Amazing what happens when you draft a (whoever came before) Tommie Frazier instead of a Kyrie or Bledsoe.
- But Barack was clearly the best basketball playing President, why isn't he better? *looks at 20s making class* Oh that's why.
- How has Dalvin Cook gotten ZERO MINUTES in two years but here's Lonnie Walker averaging 30 minutes a game.
Cincinnati Royals Hot Takes
- Remember when everyone told BK that Triple J sucked and he needed to get rid of him? Way to go, idiots.
- Is this the best 5-4 team ever? Perhaps.
Orlando Magic Hot Takes
- We're almost at that fun point in the MJ cycle where everyone starts asking for his players but he won't trade them because he is "tired of sucking/tanking" and then he will just continue to suck anyways and the players will leave in FA.
- Myles Garrett particularly has that perfect look of an MJ power forward that will leave to do bigger/better things (see: Graham, Orlando or Diogu, Ike)
Buffalo Braves Hot Takes
- Great ROI on that Zarko signing PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
- Come back, Zarko!
- Bill Bellamy continues to overwhelm at being an underwhelming franchise building block.
- Pro-tip for GM Delap: find a SF who can put the ball in the basket instead of just one that can keep it out of both baskets.
- Having a big that can go out and shoot enough to score 10 points per game on 33% shooting from the field is a CAN'T MISS opportunity.
Chicago Bulls Lukewarm Takes
- #FREEELTONTYLER
- Jimmy Graham has quietly put together 5 not terrible games so far this season.
- Mason Rudolph is the better PG on this team, update the DC Commisheebs - 803! 803! 803!
Miami Heat Takes
- Who else can't wait for Canes to take two very promising two-way bigs and a good SG prospect in Josh Dutt and put them on the trading block every season for a decade and then finally trade them for dump bucks and expirings in 3072?
- Reggie Theus ain't walking through that door, Canes.
Toronto Raptors
- Gonna put as much effort into this section as Pete has with his team in the last half decade of sims
Fort Wayne Pistons
- Nothing to say here except more evidence that Soup deserves all of the credit for GBG's 6 titles
- Millard Fillmore actually looks kind of promising, please don't let him die here GBG
- I would have used a Heat logo since these takes will literally be flaming hot, like Cheetos and my mixtape, but Commisheeb runs a second rate operation and it appears the links to team logos are broken.
- The best part of Heebs being commish is now there are 6 or 7 teams he can help choke in the playoffs instead of just the Pacers.
Milwaukee Sucks Hot Takes
- This team being number one is a great example of small sample sizes not being reliable.
- Remember when Duc built a promising core 6 seasons ago and wait look it's still the exact same team with the exact amount of (no) upgrades and all the exact same players.
- Andrew Jackson described playing for General Manager Duc as his own personal Trail of Tears.
New York Knicks Hot Takes
- This team is actually good, perhaps the best in the East.
- Eric is going to finish above the Eric seed this season, shockingly.
- Eric has built the best defense in TMBSL since perhaps the late 3020's.
- Allowing Rod Grizzard to go to New York on an LLE and then be resigned was the worst collective GM'ing this group has done in it's history.
- Do you guys think Majic has looked at this roster yet and said, "where the f*** was this Rik Shits in Portland"?
St. Louis Hawks Takes
- Has a GM ever done such a good job at the opposite of improving a defense in one offseason without tanking?
- That was the most poorly constructed sentence I've ever written.
- Remember when we made fun of Lip giving Georgios Papagiannis a long-term contract? Who's laughing now?
- This is a season late but Garbo Garbagekapa is dead to to me. As is Nogood Krsdick. True Hawks' legends accept their reduced roles and resign on mins every off-season like Reggie Evans and Martell Webster. You guys will never go into the Hawks Ring of Honor.
Charlotte Hornets Buzz Takes
- Fecta should be allowed to film himself doing the Sam Cassell "big balls" dance and post it to the header of TMBSL for trading a promising PG in Jalen Brunson for a scoring big knowing everything we know about player efficiency now, and then having it work for him. Congrats.
- Remember when everyone told BK that OG Anunoby was trash and he should take whatever he could get to get rid of that contract. Way to go, idiots.
Cleveland Cavaliers Hot Takes
- The Cavs somehow being #2 in TMBSL in rebounding is the one of the most hilarious anomalies in sim league history. This guy literally only has one big above B in rebounding and only two players overall (one being his SF, Simmons). Somehow he still pulls down 65 boards a game. Here's to regression to the mean.
Indiana Pacers Hot Takes
- Bradley Bleal is the best all-around wing (and perhaps even best all-around player) in TMBSL right now. Don't at me.
- Get YAWN more playing time. #FREEYAWN
- How you gonna commish sign a backup PG to a 6 year, 36 mil deal then not play him, C'MON MAN
Boston Celtics Hot Takes
- GM Devine is the Sam Hinkie of Sim Boston. He may not have built the team to it's current success but he was the champion of #TheProcess that got them there.
- Imagine how good this team would be if Commisheebs was in office one year sooner and Rod Grizzard was still the starting SG here.
- Where my TD>TMac guys at? Lmao
Washington Bulletin Board Material
- Mark Vershaw is a dude and deserves more PT, make it happen kn.
- Oh look they're back in the playoffs right now. Took long enough. Amazing what happens when you draft a (whoever came before) Tommie Frazier instead of a Kyrie or Bledsoe.
- But Barack was clearly the best basketball playing President, why isn't he better? *looks at 20s making class* Oh that's why.
- How has Dalvin Cook gotten ZERO MINUTES in two years but here's Lonnie Walker averaging 30 minutes a game.
Cincinnati Royals Hot Takes
- Remember when everyone told BK that Triple J sucked and he needed to get rid of him? Way to go, idiots.
- Is this the best 5-4 team ever? Perhaps.
Orlando Magic Hot Takes
- We're almost at that fun point in the MJ cycle where everyone starts asking for his players but he won't trade them because he is "tired of sucking/tanking" and then he will just continue to suck anyways and the players will leave in FA.
- Myles Garrett particularly has that perfect look of an MJ power forward that will leave to do bigger/better things (see: Graham, Orlando or Diogu, Ike)
Buffalo Braves Hot Takes
- Great ROI on that Zarko signing PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
- Come back, Zarko!
- Bill Bellamy continues to overwhelm at being an underwhelming franchise building block.
- Pro-tip for GM Delap: find a SF who can put the ball in the basket instead of just one that can keep it out of both baskets.
- Having a big that can go out and shoot enough to score 10 points per game on 33% shooting from the field is a CAN'T MISS opportunity.
Chicago Bulls Lukewarm Takes
- #FREEELTONTYLER
- Jimmy Graham has quietly put together 5 not terrible games so far this season.
- Mason Rudolph is the better PG on this team, update the DC Commisheebs - 803! 803! 803!
Miami Heat Takes
- Who else can't wait for Canes to take two very promising two-way bigs and a good SG prospect in Josh Dutt and put them on the trading block every season for a decade and then finally trade them for dump bucks and expirings in 3072?
- Reggie Theus ain't walking through that door, Canes.
Toronto Raptors
- Gonna put as much effort into this section as Pete has with his team in the last half decade of sims
Fort Wayne Pistons
- Nothing to say here except more evidence that Soup deserves all of the credit for GBG's 6 titles
- Millard Fillmore actually looks kind of promising, please don't let him die here GBG
