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Post by BKay Jewelers on Feb 5, 2018 18:03:57 GMT -6
Ask 3 questions and I will answer 2 of them.
Get my views on your team and your life.
Questions I won't answer: "Why is your dick so small?"
Questions I will answer: "Why is your dick so big?"
If you ask a dumbass question I will probably just ignore it and any other posts you make in this thread.
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Post by TimPig on Feb 5, 2018 18:17:39 GMT -6
1. When is the last time you got laid?
2. When is the next time I will get laid?
3. Who in TMBSL gets laid the most?
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Post by Odin on Feb 5, 2018 18:49:31 GMT -6
1. play Fortnite
2. trade me Weaver
3.
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Post by Face-in on Feb 5, 2018 21:42:01 GMT -6
1. Who are your 5 least favorite GMs in the league and why?
2. Who do you think are the five most valuable players in the league that have yet to play for your Pelicans?
3. In my opinion, you are one of the best at evaluating players in sim league and finding hidden gems. Obviously, you do not want to give away too much but anything you would care to share about what you look for?
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Post by BKay Jewelers on Feb 6, 2018 8:46:29 GMT -6
1. When is the last time you got laid? 3. Who in TMBSL gets laid the most? 1. 4-5 days ago I think. I get laid a lot. A better question would be when was the last time I got laid without having to pay. 3. This is actually a hard question. It depends on the timespan, right? If you want to do total times laid, I'd say someone like 20s or SPL would be a decent bet due to their large number of offspring. If you're restricting it to a certain time period, what are we talking? The past 5 years? 1 year? 6 months? 1 month? 1 week? Last night? Let's break it down. Most laid over the last 5 years: From the active GMs I'm aware of, I'd honestly have to say either Skrouse or Ank. Skrouse because he seems like a cool dude who gets frisky with his wife a lot, he seems to ooze testosterone, which makes me feel like his libido is still quite active. I'll pick Ank because he is rather young and 5 years might overlap into his college days. 1 year: Probably me, I've been cashing out BTC and fucking like a rabbit. 6 months: Odin. This dude has been through like 3 super sexy girlfriends in the past 6 months and new relationships always lead to lots of fucking. High-five for tapping a bitch 2x his age without having to pay. 1 month: Timpig. I feel like Timpig may have lost his virginity in the past month or so and then repeated several times. 1 week: JHB. All of JHBs fears about crypto have come true and all his income has stagnated, leaving him with a gaping hole almost as big as his GFs. He is proud to be able to fill at least one of those. Last night: Delap had sexual intercrouse with his wife in the missionary position with the lights out |
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Post by BKay Jewelers on Feb 6, 2018 8:59:39 GMT -6
1. Who are your 5 least favorite GMs in the league and why? 2. Who do you think are the five most valuable players in the league that have yet to play for your Pelicans? 3. In my opinion, you are one of the best at evaluating players in sim league and finding hidden gems. Obviously, you do not want to give away too much but anything you would care to share about what you look for? 1. I'm going to list former GM's here, because otherwise I couldn't list all the GM's I "hate". Note, and this might make it less fun, but I don't actually hate anyone. At heart I'm a super nice person who is friendly with everyone he ever meets and always lets people go first in parking lots even if I've been circling for awhile. 1. Soup 2. Soup 3. Soup 4. Soup 5. Bankz 5b. Yawn (Eat shit pitt) 2. Who do you think are the five most valuable players in the league that have yet to play for your Pelicans? >>> this question is stupid because 0 = 0 3. I've actually been pretty good at picking players in the draft, and trading for some players that breakout pretty hard later on. If there is a summit I of course look for decent efficiency, but my favorite thing to look for (in accordance with good grades/writeup of course) is low turnover. If someone plays a lot of minutes and has no turnovers in the summit games, I'm gonna take them. It's why I took weaver over snoop, though I was drunk at a lunar eclipse casino at the time of that pick. |
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Post by Face-in on Feb 6, 2018 9:15:05 GMT -6
1. Who are your 5 least favorite GMs in the league and why? 2. Who do you think are the five most valuable players in the league that have yet to play for your Pelicans? 3. In my opinion, you are one of the best at evaluating players in sim league and finding hidden gems. Obviously, you do not want to give away too much but anything you would care to share about what you look for? 1. I'm going to list former GM's here, because otherwise I couldn't list all the GM's I "hate". Note, and this might make it less fun, but I don't actually hate anyone. At heart I'm a super nice person who is friendly with everyone he ever meets and always lets people go first in parking lots even if I've been circling for awhile. 1. Soup 2. Soup 3. Soup 4. Soup 5. Bankz 5b. Yawn (Eat shit pitt) If you change your answer to the this question with a 5 current GMs I'll give you a 5, if not I'm voting 1. You don't have to say you hate anyone, it's only least favorite and why. I'll check back in a couple hours then cast my vote. |
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Post by BKay Jewelers on Feb 6, 2018 9:18:17 GMT -6
1. play Fortnite 2. trade me Weaver 3. 1. What is that? 3. Once upon a time, there was a little boy with red hair who didn't live in the mountains. He liked guns. His name was little Johnny the boy who liked guns. His full name was Johnny Copper Edgar, but no one ever called him that. The reason no one ever called him that was because if someone did, he would shoot them. No one seems to remember how Johnny 's fascination with guns started, but his teachers think it was due to the fact that his daddy always had big shotguns and shiny pistols laying around the house as he was growing up. Johnny's family was very poor, so his mom and dad couldn't spend of their money on toys for Johnny. And since they were so poor, they never had any time to spend playing with him, either. Johnny 's dad spent all day, and most of the night, hunting in the nearby forest for rabbits, deer and opossum, so his family could eat. Johnny 's mom was chief justice of the U.S. Supreme Court, but since she sold cocaine to the North Vietnamese army between 1967-1969, the AARP was blackmailing her for her entire yearly salary. So, whenever Johnny wanted to play, his mom or dad would give him an unloaded gun to play with. Johnny had names for all of his daddy's guns, but his favorite was his dad's army pistol, a Colt .45 caliber 1911. Johnny named it Sequencha, and usually pretended it was a racecar that he could speed around the house in. Johnny spent his whole childhood like this, and grew up quite happily, despite having no brothers or sisters and no real toys. However, one day, Johnny 's mom decided that she wasn't going to submit to blackmailing any longer, exposed the AARP for what they were doing, and then committed suicide by dousing herself in gasoline and lighting herself on fire while standing inside a large retirement home in south Florida, burning the whole building down. This sparked an anti-elderly revolution throughout the country, during which one hundred and seventy-two retirement communities, VA hospitals, Cadillac dealerships, bingo parlors and prune farms were attacked and destroyed. Also, almost three hundred thousand people over the age of sixty-five were killed, either through torture, execution, or because they couldn't see over the steering wheel as they were trying to drive to safety and ran off the road. Eventually, the AARP was forced to disband, due to lack of members. (Incidentally, this also caused a large depression in the adult diapers industry, which all but went bankrupt in the aftermath of the revolution. the only reason every adult diaper company did not close it's doors was because two years after the revolution, Dr. H. O. Ween published a book entitled "preparing for the greenhouse effect." In his book, he described how global warming is going to melt the polar ice caps, which will eventually cause the oceans and seas to rise, and flood the land. His solution for, or rather protection from, this inevitable destiny was to line America's coastlines with fifty-foot walls made entirely of adult diapers. The gullible American public followed this advice, and the white cliffs of Dover were put to shame. It was later discovered that Dr. H. O. Ween was a pen name for the president of Depends, but by that time, the adult diapers industry had flourished and expanded, and five different brands of super-absorbent adult diapers became America's number one exported good, and international sales of "preparing for the green house effect" reached into the billions.) While all this was happening, little Johnny still harbored a fascination for firearms. By the time the revolution had ended, he had grown into a fine young man, and was now allowed to play with loaded weapons, which more than doubled his love for guns. Little Johnny won an ROTC scholarship for marksmanship, and was able to attended Brigham Young University. While there, though, Johnny became intensely interested in psychology, and particularly with the Freudian school of thought. Eventually, Johnny came to believe that his fascination with guns was really a manifestation of his subconscious and latent homosexual desires. Johnny continued to believe this, and also continued his studies after graduation from college. on his thirty-first birthday, holding the rank of Major, Johnny was asked to be on the David Letterman show. While blowing out the candles on his gun/penis-shaped cake, Dave reminded Johnny to make a wish, which Johnny did, out loud. He said "I wish everyone in America to know that I am a homosexual, and I am looking forward to exploring this new side of my life openly." The audience immediately reacted, ripping up the studio chairs and railings, rushing the stage, and beating Johnny into a messy bloody pulp. Meanwhile, Mel, the seventy-two year old janitor, ran out on stage, grabbed the handle of the cart the birthday cake was on, and wheeled it back to the janitor's closet. As he sat in his closet, eating handful after handful of chocolate cake, he could look out through a special cut in the wall he had made himself eleven years ago out onto the stage. A few audience members were still pounding away at what was left of Johnny, and many more had turned on each other. The janitor laughed to himself, watched a pregnant twenty-five year old woman use the guest chair that Johnny had been sitting on before repeatedly smash the few remaining skull fragments into a fine, pink powder, and whispered, "Take that, you little bastard." |
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Post by BKay Jewelers on Feb 6, 2018 9:28:37 GMT -6
1. I'm going to list former GM's here, because otherwise I couldn't list all the GM's I "hate". Note, and this might make it less fun, but I don't actually hate anyone. At heart I'm a super nice person who is friendly with everyone he ever meets and always lets people go first in parking lots even if I've been circling for awhile. 1. Soup 2. Soup 3. Soup 4. Soup 5. Bankz 5b. Yawn (Eat shit pitt) If you change your answer to the this question with a 5 current GMs I'll give you a 5, if not I'm voting 1. You don't have to say you hate anyone, it's only least favorite and why. I'll check back in a couple hours then cast my vote. My 5 "Least Favorite" GMs (or recently created former GMs) would be: 5. Fason He always lies to me in shout, but he is funny so again, it's a least favorite list. 4. Ank He always lies to me in shout, but he is funny so again, it's a least favorite list. 3. Heebs This dude seems to have it out for me, and I have no idea why. 2.Delap It's really hard to come up with a list of '5' but Delap has been trolling me lately, and I dislike how he is also one of the GMs around here that is a billyist. Billyist is like racist, but against Billy. It's where you start a thread asking for someone to do something, and then Billy volunteers and you say 'well anyone but billy' or 'anyone else'. It's called Billyist and it's wrong. It's 2018. 1. BK Every time I read what I write I hate myself a little bit more than I did before. |
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Post by BKay Jewelers on Feb 6, 2018 9:30:34 GMT -6
2. Who do you think are the five most valuable players in the league that have yet to play for your Pelicans? This question has inspired me to write an article series where I propose better awards than the software ones, where only players that I care about are ranked TimPig |
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Post by Face-in on Feb 6, 2018 9:46:52 GMT -6
If you change your answer to the this question with a 5 current GMs I'll give you a 5, if not I'm voting 1. You don't have to say you hate anyone, it's only least favorite and why. I'll check back in a couple hours then cast my vote. My 5 "Least Favorite" GMs (or recently created former GMs) would be: 5. Fason He always lies to me in shout, but he is funny so again, it's a least favorite list. 4. Ank He always lies to me in shout, but he is funny so again, it's a least favorite list. 3. Heebs This dude seems to have it out for me, and I have no idea why. 2.Delap It's really hard to come up with a list of '5' but Delap has been trolling me lately, and I dislike how he is also one of the GMs around here that is a billyist. Billyist is like racist, but against Billy. It's where you start a thread asking for someone to do something, and then Billy volunteers and you say 'well anyone but billy' or 'anyone else'. It's called Billyist and it's wrong. It's 2018. 1. BK Every time I read what I write I hate myself a little bit more than I did before. 5 |
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Post by SugarShaun on Feb 6, 2018 21:42:52 GMT -6
1. Sell me Weaver for lots of Dump Bucks
2. How many more user names do you have running through your mind that you haven’t made yet?
3. What is your favorite tv show currently running?
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Post by BKay Jewelers on Feb 7, 2018 8:45:16 GMT -6
1. Sell me Weaver for lots of Dump Bucks 2. How many more user names do you have running through your mind that you haven’t made yet? 3. What is your favorite tv show currently running? 1. If rex chapman and chris morris die in a fire 3. I don't watch TV, literally at all. Haven't had cable in a long time. I do watch old television shows on youtube though, and back in the heydey of torrents caught up on a bunch of past shows. I don't like hollywood dramas at all. In fact I really hate most hollywood flicks, the only type of mainstream entertainment I find myself enjoying are comedies. I do like drama films though, but usually only the foreign ones are good or the weird little indy films can be fun. Top 5 TV Shows of all time: 1. Seinfeld 2. The Simpsons 3. The Office 4. It's Always Sunny (maybe better than office and simpsons) 5. Dunno something like Curb or 30 Rock or something else like that but I feel uncomfortable calling any of those a top 5 show of all time ya know Because I like so few television shows the only ones I've seen that are still making episodes are really long running documentary type shows or really spoofy reality shows that are hilarious to me. Top 5 TV Shows Currently In Production: 1. Hotel Hell 2. Kitchen Nightmares 3. Is "How It's Made" still making shows? 4. SNL 5. Sports |
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Post by Heebs on Feb 7, 2018 9:10:36 GMT -6
1. What makes you think I have it out for you?
2. Are there other explanations for the reasons cited in 1. other than me having it out for you?
3. Are you aware you have low self awareness?
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Post by BKay Jewelers on Feb 7, 2018 9:25:03 GMT -6
1. What makes you think I have it out for you? 2. Are there other explanations for the reasons cited in 1. other than me having it out for you? 3. Are you aware you have low self awareness? 1. Bans and other threats. Not being allowed to apply for positions. Mapp sucking. 2. I guess you could just be the anti-christ, making me some type of christ-like figure. 3. Maybe you just have low billy-awareness |
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Post by eric on Feb 7, 2018 9:32:07 GMT -6
eh Sports has been going downhill since season 47 iyam. totally jumped the shark with the Jackie Robinson plot. and don't even get me started on all the spinoffs. who's even heard of a basquet-ball? sounds foreign to me.
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Post by Heebs on Feb 7, 2018 9:35:08 GMT -6
1. What makes you think I have it out for you? 2. Are there other explanations for the reasons cited in 1. other than me having it out for you? 3. Are you aware you have low self awareness? 1. Bans and other threats. Not being allowed to apply for positions. Mapp sucking. 2. I guess you could just be the anti-christ, making me some type of christ-like figure. 3. Maybe you just have low billy-awareness You're tripping Billy. Bruns |
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Post by Face-in on Feb 8, 2018 9:24:24 GMT -6
I'm withdrawing my 5 vote due to the pandering and begging in shout
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Post by Face-in on Feb 13, 2018 15:36:03 GMT -6
5
No take backs
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Post by BKay Jewelers on Feb 13, 2018 16:26:10 GMT -6
Questions still open.
Have a big trade you're considering?
Ask the all time leader in GM Score: BK!
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