Post by Swaggy Z on Aug 16, 2014 21:33:00 GMT -6
Ian
Ken Jeong
Ian was of course going to be an asian actor, and Ken Jeong and his tiny penis start my gay parade off. So in reality this comparison is probably as far off as possible, other than well asian. Jeong has made his career being funny, Ian is not funny though he does try at times. However Ian can be over the top at times and well thats an easy way to describe Jeongs acting. The best part about starting blowing sim league GM’s with Ian is that if I suck (no pun intended) he will walk me through it and correct my bad form in annoying manners forcing me to become a master cock gobbler.
RV
Derek Hough
If you have seen RV then yeah hopefully you get the same vibe that I do. Im not saying anything negative but I see RV has a somewhat wholesome guy with boyish good looks. Hough has that same look, but my vibe is that hes probably a little cooler than RV. Hough is much cooler than me as well so dont feel bad RV. RV seems to like to get his dance on like Hough per his profile picture, doubt he has the same moves though. Now while I have been blabbering on about irl looks comparisons of RV and Hough have you been wondering where tmbsl comes into this? Lucky you if you already figured it out, we don't know much about what either one are good at. RV put together some good teams only to falter in the playoffs and never scores(except with me). Hough gets to shake his groove thing with some beautiful women but if you google who he has dated and slept with, its a whos who of let me fuck your sister dude.
Trofie
Edward Norton
This was the toughest comparison for me as I just couldn't seem to find that right fit. You arent a bad Gm and you have had some incredibly talented teams and probably should have gotten that finals berth yet I dont think everyone respects you for how good of a GM you can be. Norton is a fantastic actor that truly isnt brought up in a lot of conversations about the best actors other than discussing Fight Club or American History X. While I would be fine with a homoerotic relationship with you, like Edward Norton you'd be low on my list of people to cuddle with after.
JHB
Keanu Reeves
Ahh JHB, you gamecock loving, cheating on me with Tobias son of a bitch. You just like Keanu started off sizzling hot, all the gay GMs wanted a piece of your Thunder stick. Here we are today wondering what that sizzling start got you? A Kekembas win, a visit to the matrix, some lotto luck? You got lucky in the lotto and dealing with retard ank and not smart ank but youre still in 47 ronin.
Ved
Jon Hamm
Vedder I couldn't leave your seemingly suave ass out of this one. I vaguely remember seeing pictures of Ved butt ass naked with nothing but possibly a hat covering his man jewels. From that moment on I knew that when I did an article about blowing people he would have to be included. Now only problem is I dont remember the covering being all that big and word on the street is Jon Hamm has a cock and a half. However both Hamm and Vedder are well liked, they have good performances and some not so good.
Ocho
Jason Segel
Ocho was a tough one for me, I don't know a whole lot about him so I tried to think of how I can relate his sim league career to a random actor I could find using google, whose cock Id stick in my mouth. Segal seemed to be a good fit, hes consistent in his roles just like Ocho is in sim league and like Ocho and his finals run Segal cracked me up in I Love You, Man. So bring on that cock sandwhich and if possible your puggle from that movie.
Fason
Liam Hemsworth
Fason, I dont know shit about you honestly. Thats my fault though, well yours too because I know so much about everyone else. You're the new guy and Liam dated crazy Miley and not the climb, let me take your fake innocence Miley. Buttttttttt you have had some playoff teams, youre always around, nobody wants to see you go and you were able to grab MJ. Liam came on the scene quick, dump Miley for me with the quickness and I love his chiseled body. I guarantee he uses one of those new razors since a mans body isn't straight, his is like a terrain I want to travel.
20’s
Zac Efron
Here is the winner in this entire article, someone I consider to be one of the most liked and well respected GMs in TMBSL. Youre that guy that even other guys will openly admit they would lick your butthole. Shortest comment in the article, longest line to do cocaine off your rock hard peen.
Bruns
James Franco
While many would see Franco as a bit of a negative thing, don't take it that way Bruns. Franco is easily one of my favorite actors and you are one of my favorite GM’s. You have had a very consistent career like Franco and we all know you enjoy a little mary jane and could easily be my drug dealer like in Pineapple Express, but please remember I am not looking for weed, I am here for your seed.
Scat
Mark Wahlberg
Scatty boy you lucky man you. No seriously thats the only damn thing we have to go about you on. You can scat skeet on me though. I digress You'll never lose that shit of being the luckiest shithead in this league of shitheads. Wahlberg, will never lose that whole Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch thing. He really isn't a very good actor but seems to be very well respected and is able to get jobs pretty easily. You have had some good talent, but you also tried to tank with 3 of your starters from a year you were trying to win titles. You just made some h/t like trades and are going into the newfound AnkBank. Thats not a good thing, lucky for you Ill always be your Ted in a homo way.
Ken Jeong
Ian was of course going to be an asian actor, and Ken Jeong and his tiny penis start my gay parade off. So in reality this comparison is probably as far off as possible, other than well asian. Jeong has made his career being funny, Ian is not funny though he does try at times. However Ian can be over the top at times and well thats an easy way to describe Jeongs acting. The best part about starting blowing sim league GM’s with Ian is that if I suck (no pun intended) he will walk me through it and correct my bad form in annoying manners forcing me to become a master cock gobbler.
RV
Derek Hough
If you have seen RV then yeah hopefully you get the same vibe that I do. Im not saying anything negative but I see RV has a somewhat wholesome guy with boyish good looks. Hough has that same look, but my vibe is that hes probably a little cooler than RV. Hough is much cooler than me as well so dont feel bad RV. RV seems to like to get his dance on like Hough per his profile picture, doubt he has the same moves though. Now while I have been blabbering on about irl looks comparisons of RV and Hough have you been wondering where tmbsl comes into this? Lucky you if you already figured it out, we don't know much about what either one are good at. RV put together some good teams only to falter in the playoffs and never scores(except with me). Hough gets to shake his groove thing with some beautiful women but if you google who he has dated and slept with, its a whos who of let me fuck your sister dude.
Trofie
Edward Norton
This was the toughest comparison for me as I just couldn't seem to find that right fit. You arent a bad Gm and you have had some incredibly talented teams and probably should have gotten that finals berth yet I dont think everyone respects you for how good of a GM you can be. Norton is a fantastic actor that truly isnt brought up in a lot of conversations about the best actors other than discussing Fight Club or American History X. While I would be fine with a homoerotic relationship with you, like Edward Norton you'd be low on my list of people to cuddle with after.
JHB
Keanu Reeves
Ahh JHB, you gamecock loving, cheating on me with Tobias son of a bitch. You just like Keanu started off sizzling hot, all the gay GMs wanted a piece of your Thunder stick. Here we are today wondering what that sizzling start got you? A Kekembas win, a visit to the matrix, some lotto luck? You got lucky in the lotto and dealing with retard ank and not smart ank but youre still in 47 ronin.
Ved
Jon Hamm
Vedder I couldn't leave your seemingly suave ass out of this one. I vaguely remember seeing pictures of Ved butt ass naked with nothing but possibly a hat covering his man jewels. From that moment on I knew that when I did an article about blowing people he would have to be included. Now only problem is I dont remember the covering being all that big and word on the street is Jon Hamm has a cock and a half. However both Hamm and Vedder are well liked, they have good performances and some not so good.
Ocho
Jason Segel
Ocho was a tough one for me, I don't know a whole lot about him so I tried to think of how I can relate his sim league career to a random actor I could find using google, whose cock Id stick in my mouth. Segal seemed to be a good fit, hes consistent in his roles just like Ocho is in sim league and like Ocho and his finals run Segal cracked me up in I Love You, Man. So bring on that cock sandwhich and if possible your puggle from that movie.
Fason
Liam Hemsworth
Fason, I dont know shit about you honestly. Thats my fault though, well yours too because I know so much about everyone else. You're the new guy and Liam dated crazy Miley and not the climb, let me take your fake innocence Miley. Buttttttttt you have had some playoff teams, youre always around, nobody wants to see you go and you were able to grab MJ. Liam came on the scene quick, dump Miley for me with the quickness and I love his chiseled body. I guarantee he uses one of those new razors since a mans body isn't straight, his is like a terrain I want to travel.
20’s
Zac Efron
Here is the winner in this entire article, someone I consider to be one of the most liked and well respected GMs in TMBSL. Youre that guy that even other guys will openly admit they would lick your butthole. Shortest comment in the article, longest line to do cocaine off your rock hard peen.
Bruns
James Franco
While many would see Franco as a bit of a negative thing, don't take it that way Bruns. Franco is easily one of my favorite actors and you are one of my favorite GM’s. You have had a very consistent career like Franco and we all know you enjoy a little mary jane and could easily be my drug dealer like in Pineapple Express, but please remember I am not looking for weed, I am here for your seed.
Scat
Mark Wahlberg
Scatty boy you lucky man you. No seriously thats the only damn thing we have to go about you on. You can scat skeet on me though. I digress You'll never lose that shit of being the luckiest shithead in this league of shitheads. Wahlberg, will never lose that whole Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch thing. He really isn't a very good actor but seems to be very well respected and is able to get jobs pretty easily. You have had some good talent, but you also tried to tank with 3 of your starters from a year you were trying to win titles. You just made some h/t like trades and are going into the newfound AnkBank. Thats not a good thing, lucky for you Ill always be your Ted in a homo way.
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