Ghostface Ankly's Top 10 Softest GMs in the Game
Aug 17, 2014 15:48:29 GMT -6
MJ, Face-in, and 4 more like this
Post by ANK1990 on Aug 17, 2014 15:48:29 GMT -6
Ayo its yah boy Ank the god comin at yah wit da softest gms in the tmbsl game. softness spreadin like ebola in 4.0 n i got to document this shit before one of these fuccbois gets on an airplane or sumthin namsayin. Now I aint blamin Odin or nuthin but this shit happen on his watch namsayin.
10. Skrouse
Ayo Skrouse aka yung mops at the bottom of the list right here…he ain’t wack or nothing n I actually fuck with his team this year but his style straight stratus cloud son….no substance… Clarence couldnt show skrouse how different sim things would be without him yo…shit be exactly the same. He got that dorky vibe tho…like he got a pair of crocs for evry day the week.
9. HeelTiger
Ayo this gm not originally on the list but he force the gods hand with his recent shit namsayin that 2nd article unforgivable son…He done crossed the streams son n now he stay puft…this gm noticin changes in his body son…he cry at the end of timothy green now…this gm last seen wearing a keep calm and chive on shirt par.
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8.Sister Fucker
Ayo Sister Fucker aka yung Liza Minnelli been leavin fairy dust n powdered sugar in his wake since he joined up son. Ayo this gm a straight jinx mothafucka. The gm basically the harbinger of death yo...he told the morgue he used to work at blockbuster n they offered him a job on the spot son. Sister Fucker like that cat at the hopstital namsayin…
Ayo sike Sister Fucker hard as fuck.
7. Ian
Ayo Ian a testament to human capacity for wackness nahmsayin n his style the consistency of mash potatoes at best son. Sim league Milli Vanilli be soundin aight at first but its smoke n mirrors son. Ian that college douche from good will hunting namsayin…how bout dem apples son. Ayo Ian took a career test in high school n it said he should become Clippy… he less empathetic than clippy tho…you readin that right par…Ian less considerate than a animated paper clip. I guess Ian more wack than soft. He stayin on the list tho.
6. Duc
Ayo I got nuthin but love for my gm Duc but i cant let that be cloudin my judgement namsayin...this gm a human butterfly son. Like his touch be bringin bambis mom back to life n shit. Sim league Ned Flanders needs to get the fuck outta here with that Bill Walton shit n let his team die wit some dignity son. Ducs mom mixed up fabric softener with her prenatals yo...his softness understandable tho given where he lives...you know the other gms on the list be prayin to Portland 5 times a day.
5. MJ
Ayo this gm career been a neverending Sarah Maclachlan commercial son … MJ the Cal Ripken of takin L’s nahmean… so the Magic signing got me shook up par… paradox son…this like when they turned on da hadron collider yo n people panickin n shit. MJ a commish back in the day… so I can pardon most his soft shit…but he turn Magic into a L-cohilic thats a bridge too far son.
4. Scat
Ayo Scat the fuckin puerto rican parade of sim league. Pop up once a year n fuck your day up son. This shit with soup the last straw par. even roman polanski find his trade threads uncomfortable namsayin. Scat theme song that Nirvana joint yo. He consistent too…death taxes n Scat takin L’s. I hope excessive petting ain’t a penalty in his football league tho or finna be a long season. Word is bond yo.
3. Mr. Pole Smoker
Ayo was there ever any doubt
2. Mr. Pole Smoker
Ayo his softness cannot be contained to one slot
1. Mr. Pole Smoker
Ayo this gm softer than a Chris Bosh mid range jumper son n he tell you hisself thats fuckin soft par. Mr. Pole Smoker softer than Mr. Pole Smoker at the playboy mansion son. He a danger to hisself with his softness. His college majors like a chimera of shitty decisions son. Sallie Mae better accept dump bucks yo or I hope history certificate be edible son. Gumby think this muthafucka a snowflake yo. Ayo he treats 1st round picks like he do his dignity… fleetingly present par. I wish him success yo but he like patient zero of this soft shit…never too late to correct your style tho nahmean.
Aight peace yall. Word is bond yo
10. Skrouse
Ayo Skrouse aka yung mops at the bottom of the list right here…he ain’t wack or nothing n I actually fuck with his team this year but his style straight stratus cloud son….no substance… Clarence couldnt show skrouse how different sim things would be without him yo…shit be exactly the same. He got that dorky vibe tho…like he got a pair of crocs for evry day the week.
9. HeelTiger
Ayo this gm not originally on the list but he force the gods hand with his recent shit namsayin that 2nd article unforgivable son…He done crossed the streams son n now he stay puft…this gm noticin changes in his body son…he cry at the end of timothy green now…this gm last seen wearing a keep calm and chive on shirt par.
8.Sister Fucker
Ayo Sister Fucker aka yung Liza Minnelli been leavin fairy dust n powdered sugar in his wake since he joined up son. Ayo this gm a straight jinx mothafucka. The gm basically the harbinger of death yo...he told the morgue he used to work at blockbuster n they offered him a job on the spot son. Sister Fucker like that cat at the hopstital namsayin…
Ayo sike Sister Fucker hard as fuck.
7. Ian
Ayo Ian a testament to human capacity for wackness nahmsayin n his style the consistency of mash potatoes at best son. Sim league Milli Vanilli be soundin aight at first but its smoke n mirrors son. Ian that college douche from good will hunting namsayin…how bout dem apples son. Ayo Ian took a career test in high school n it said he should become Clippy… he less empathetic than clippy tho…you readin that right par…Ian less considerate than a animated paper clip. I guess Ian more wack than soft. He stayin on the list tho.
6. Duc
Ayo I got nuthin but love for my gm Duc but i cant let that be cloudin my judgement namsayin...this gm a human butterfly son. Like his touch be bringin bambis mom back to life n shit. Sim league Ned Flanders needs to get the fuck outta here with that Bill Walton shit n let his team die wit some dignity son. Ducs mom mixed up fabric softener with her prenatals yo...his softness understandable tho given where he lives...you know the other gms on the list be prayin to Portland 5 times a day.
5. MJ
Ayo this gm career been a neverending Sarah Maclachlan commercial son … MJ the Cal Ripken of takin L’s nahmean… so the Magic signing got me shook up par… paradox son…this like when they turned on da hadron collider yo n people panickin n shit. MJ a commish back in the day… so I can pardon most his soft shit…but he turn Magic into a L-cohilic thats a bridge too far son.
4. Scat
Ayo Scat the fuckin puerto rican parade of sim league. Pop up once a year n fuck your day up son. This shit with soup the last straw par. even roman polanski find his trade threads uncomfortable namsayin. Scat theme song that Nirvana joint yo. He consistent too…death taxes n Scat takin L’s. I hope excessive petting ain’t a penalty in his football league tho or finna be a long season. Word is bond yo.
3. Mr. Pole Smoker
Ayo was there ever any doubt
2. Mr. Pole Smoker
Ayo his softness cannot be contained to one slot
1. Mr. Pole Smoker
Ayo this gm softer than a Chris Bosh mid range jumper son n he tell you hisself thats fuckin soft par. Mr. Pole Smoker softer than Mr. Pole Smoker at the playboy mansion son. He a danger to hisself with his softness. His college majors like a chimera of shitty decisions son. Sallie Mae better accept dump bucks yo or I hope history certificate be edible son. Gumby think this muthafucka a snowflake yo. Ayo he treats 1st round picks like he do his dignity… fleetingly present par. I wish him success yo but he like patient zero of this soft shit…never too late to correct your style tho nahmean.
Aight peace yall. Word is bond yo
