Post by Swaggy Z on Feb 11, 2015 0:41:45 GMT -6
So I wanted to writer an article, but nothing came to mind. This was the eventual outcome.
GM to eat with- Bankz
Bankz owns a pizza shop, and that pizza shop has craft beers. I dont really know what else there was to discuss. I have also heard from people that the food is actually really good as well, which is a plus. However I am fat and like drinking so regardless I was there.
GM to drink with- Soup
Soup is full of life, and enjoys having a good time. This gentleman is easy to talk to with soft eyes, plus I bet he would buy a few rounds which is the best kind of person to drink with.
GM to high five for not being annoying- RW
I know, I know everyone loves to hate on RW however this isnt about his trades and he really isnt that bad. Especially as of late he has gotten much better as a GM and a member of TMBSL.
GM to suck off- Dilworth
Dil is white, doesn't seem tall so unlikely to choke me and seems relatively clean. Im picturing a clean disease free nicely cut penis. (nohomo)
GM to avoid gay sex with- Heebs
Dil is black I think, I have seen BBC porn.
GM to travel the world with- 2Poor
2poors cuntiness would help is fit in when we arrive in certain destinations and his at times pretentiousness would make it possible for us to experience things we shouldn't have the opportunity to or added bonuses.
GM to watch a football game with- MJ
FUCK FSU, I'd love to enjoy a Clemson- FSU with MJ, seems like a cool guy that enjoys getting shit faced as much as I do.
GM to watch soccer with- Yawn
Yawn seems to be the most knowledgeable of the soccer posters on TMBSL and cunty enough to fit in at many a english stands. Maybe March 4th he will feel defeat as Swansea defeat Tottenham at White Hart Lane.
Best Celebrity Look A Like- Bankz
Two words. John Gosselin
Best Sense of Humor- Pete
Honestly Pete was a great addition to the league regardless of his college affiliations. Really seems like an awesome guy Id enjoy hanging out with, sharing a beer and shooting the shit together. I may have missed it or not looking for it but I have yet to see Pete get offended or blow up over dumb shit.
Best Shoulder to Cry On- Ian
Ian was the easy choice. Why you ask? Because he would be consoling me by doing some bitching and crying himself. Plus he is asian and can just start talking fast and make us all smile.
GM to get a history lesson from- RV
RV is a teacher and seems like a very smart person. I have no clue what is major is or what he teaches now but if he said H/T lets learn about the war of 1812, I'd politely sit in my chair and say yes sir will this be on the test.
GM most likely to go a week without showering- Dirt
His name is Dirt, he is Dirty and he likes to sit in his own filth recounting his previous evenings events. (These comments may not be factual at all. I dont care )
GM to eat with- Bankz
Bankz owns a pizza shop, and that pizza shop has craft beers. I dont really know what else there was to discuss. I have also heard from people that the food is actually really good as well, which is a plus. However I am fat and like drinking so regardless I was there.
GM to drink with- Soup
Soup is full of life, and enjoys having a good time. This gentleman is easy to talk to with soft eyes, plus I bet he would buy a few rounds which is the best kind of person to drink with.
GM to high five for not being annoying- RW
I know, I know everyone loves to hate on RW however this isnt about his trades and he really isnt that bad. Especially as of late he has gotten much better as a GM and a member of TMBSL.
GM to suck off- Dilworth
Dil is white, doesn't seem tall so unlikely to choke me and seems relatively clean. Im picturing a clean disease free nicely cut penis. (nohomo)
GM to avoid gay sex with- Heebs
Dil is black I think, I have seen BBC porn.
GM to travel the world with- 2Poor
2poors cuntiness would help is fit in when we arrive in certain destinations and his at times pretentiousness would make it possible for us to experience things we shouldn't have the opportunity to or added bonuses.
GM to watch a football game with- MJ
FUCK FSU, I'd love to enjoy a Clemson- FSU with MJ, seems like a cool guy that enjoys getting shit faced as much as I do.
GM to watch soccer with- Yawn
Yawn seems to be the most knowledgeable of the soccer posters on TMBSL and cunty enough to fit in at many a english stands. Maybe March 4th he will feel defeat as Swansea defeat Tottenham at White Hart Lane.
Best Celebrity Look A Like- Bankz
Two words. John Gosselin
Best Sense of Humor- Pete
Honestly Pete was a great addition to the league regardless of his college affiliations. Really seems like an awesome guy Id enjoy hanging out with, sharing a beer and shooting the shit together. I may have missed it or not looking for it but I have yet to see Pete get offended or blow up over dumb shit.
Best Shoulder to Cry On- Ian
Ian was the easy choice. Why you ask? Because he would be consoling me by doing some bitching and crying himself. Plus he is asian and can just start talking fast and make us all smile.
GM to get a history lesson from- RV
RV is a teacher and seems like a very smart person. I have no clue what is major is or what he teaches now but if he said H/T lets learn about the war of 1812, I'd politely sit in my chair and say yes sir will this be on the test.
GM most likely to go a week without showering- Dirt
His name is Dirt, he is Dirty and he likes to sit in his own filth recounting his previous evenings events. (These comments may not be factual at all. I dont care )