Post by Mad King on Jun 12, 2015 7:06:54 GMT -6
PART 1 OF GMS AS GAME OF THRONES
Aliser Thorne - Bankz
He was a loyal supporter of House Targaryen during Roberts Rebellion and had the choice of death or being a brother of the nights watch. He was given the task of being master-at-arms at castle black highlighting his humorless podcast for brothers around the training ground. Most brothers of the knights watch dislike him for being so disrespectful, rude, and just downright a dick. Spoiler Alert: He also has a part in killing the most beloved character in the book so fuck him.
Barristan Selmy, called "the Bold" AKA Arstan Whitebeard. - Bruns
Selmy is one of the most skilled and respected knights in the Seven Kingdoms. After Serving 2 Kings as the Lord Commander he was let go by Joffrey AKA Oscar of Chicago just to flees across the Narrow Sea to find the Khalessi in Qarth . He becomes one of her most trusted advisors after taking Meereen.
Ser Brynden Tully, also known as Brynden the Blackfish. - KN88
The Blackfish is a knight from House Tully and is the younger brother of Lord Hoster Tully. A skilled and experienced fighter who made his name during the War of the Ninepenny Kings, his personal coat of arms consists of the traditional Tully colors of blue and red, but with a black fish instead of a white trout. Brynden also Cat Starks' Uncle is as good as an archer as Bo Jackson. Look up "Hoster funeral" and "Bo Knows" if you don't believe me.
Daario Naharis, the captain of the Stormcrows. - Dil
Daario Naharis is a Tyroshi captain of the sellsword company called the Stormcrows Midbest. Daario keeps his beard cut in three prongs, all dyed blue. His eyes are blue and his curly hair is dyed blue. His mustachios are painted gold and he has a large, curving nose. He is lithe, smooth skinned, has a golden tooth and dresses in loud colors and finery. He wears a Dothraki arakh on his left hip and a Myrish stiletto on his right hip. Their hilts are a matched pair of naked women made in gold. In otherwords he's a pimp that bangs a queen and wears as much gold as Dil has on his Championship Rings.
Daenerys: "You boasted that you'd had a hundred women."
Dilworth: "A hundred? I lied, sweet queen. It was a thousand. But never once a dragon. ”
– Dil, to Daenerys Targaryen
Dontos Hollard the Fool. - Buster
We all know the Drunken Knight Ser Dontos from Joffrey's name day who was drowned in wine for being a bit tipsy at the Tournament. He played the perfect role to getting Sansa the necklace and smuggling her to the ship to get her out of King's Landing. We know this fits perfectly because Buster gets drunk but so drunk he steals shit and throws shit and has no loyalty to woman what-so-ever. It's all about Drinks and Coin for Buster and the same for ol' Dontos. Ser Dontos will tell you it's a lot easier to drink and ride than drink and drive.
Davos Seaworth the Union Knight - Dirt
Davos is a man of low birth, born in the wretched Flea Bottom ward of King's Landing to a life of hardship. He rose to relevance smuggling onions into Storm's End during Roberts Rebellion. The tips of his fingers were cut off and became a loyal house to Stannis Baratheon or the Commissioner. He later becomes hand of the King and a loyal subject to Stannis. He was sent to White Harbor after the War of 5 Kings to gain a Northern Alliance. Manderely, a Lannister alliance due to his daughter being kidnapped decides to save Davos' life and would join Stannis if he can find Rickon and ShaggyDog. Dirt Sold weed and Davos sold Unions. He smuggled I struggled.
Ser Bronn of the Blackwater - Yawn
Ser Bronn I mean Yawn is a sellsword that volunteered to be champion in the battle by combat for Tyrion's guilt in Bran's murder at the Eyrie. After winning the bout Tyrion travels back to the Lannister Army finding out he will be Hand of the King. Bronn is able to take on the Role as Lord Commander and serves Tyrion. Bronn is one of the free rider drunks that takes part at brothels and enjoys killing and banging. Bronn helps save the city in the Battle of Blackwater and earns himself a castle and wife thanks to Cersei.
Ilyn Payne the royal executioner. - Druce
Ser Ilyn was the commander of Lord Tywin Lannister's guard when he was Hand of the King for King Aerys Targaryen aka The Mad King. He was heard saying that it was Lord Tywin who truly ruled the Seven Kingdoms, rather than King Aerys. The king had Ilyn's tongue torn out with hot pincers for the comment. Druce also comments on a few things he dislikes without caring about what anybody else thinks. Druce is also responsible for bring over heebs and showing him the ropes much like Ilyn helped the Kingslayer on their way to the Riverlands. Druce has a couple rings showing TMBSL he is the pacific executioner and still has most Rings in the division.
Jaime Lannister "King Slayer" - Heebs
Jaime became the youngest member in the history of the prestigious knightly order, the Kings Guard. He earned the derogatory nickname "Kingslayer" when he treasonously slew King Aerys near the end of Robert's Rebellion. Heebs has been a solid GM quite quickly when you break down what kind of teams he's built. Jamie has a bad reputation much like heebs but when you really look at both of them they really aren't that bad. Well besides the Incest but other than that Jamie is one of the better characters towards the end of the series. No I'm not talking about a stupid trip to dorne.
Ser Gregor Clegane "The Mountain" - Odin
Gregor Clegane is well known for his size, cruelty, and prowess in battle. Gregor is extremely tall (he is close to eight feet in height). He has "massive shoulders and arms thick as the trunk of small trees". Our ex Commish who is also freakishly large is a lot like the Mountain. He hates to be sober, enjoys being blunt, and loves to be hated. The Mountain has done some bad shit and in the books he's always behind something that is dark and cruel.
Grey Worm - GBG
Grey Worm is a great character in the book and an even better warrior. He was bought well actually freed by Dany and has served as General to his Unsullied peers. He becomes one of Dany's trusted advisors after arriving to Meereen. GBG has quickly moved up the ranks this season. Harrision is Khallesi, Khallesi is Harrision.
Joffrey Baratheon the Bastard King of the seven Kingdoms - Canes
Prince Joffrey Baratheon is known to the Seven Kingdoms as the eldest son and heir of King Robert Baratheon and Queen Cersei Lannister. A member of House Baratheon of King's Landing, his siblings are Princess Myrcella and Prince Tommen. But as well all know the real story Jamie is his baseborn Father. Joffrey is the most hated character and that is why its sad for me to say Canes fits in that mold. I don't think people truly hate Canes but I think he has worn the cap when it comes to people riding him and not liking him as much as others. Canes has had his time on top with really good teams but hasn't really don't much once he was on the throne. It was cruel of Canes to decline an offer for Oscar even though Big 0 still hasn't won a title. I dont' think the Lannisters will win a title either.
Mance Rayder "The King Beyond The Wall" - Trofie
Mance Rayder was once a man of the Night's Watch before breaking his vows and abandoning his post. He has since become extremely influential among the free folk, and is called the "King-Beyond-the-Wall". Mance has gone back and forth from North and South of the Wall gaining information and then building a Army to take to the gift. Trofie is one of the best to gather Free Folk Wildings and actually compete with them. I think the best when it comes to trades and rarely tanking showing he can be the King of traders village.
