Post by Odin on Dec 26, 2015 3:10:03 GMT -6
No logos this time because, well, everyone knows what a logo looks like.
Gbgalla - OKC Thunder
This dude came into the league and was handed a team with the best player overall. He was able to make some pretty clutch moves to ensure those 5 title found a home in OKC. Unfortunately for you it is not Christmas anymore so you get whatever is still available.
I gift to you bad drafting luck. Let someone else draft a good player for once.
Bankz - Denver Nuggets
Come on man, there's no reason to constantly be arguing with everyone in the league like you're a high school drama queen. If someone disagrees with you you should simply not give a shit. But onto a different subject, you're team is looking pretty hot although you're still missing some small pieces. Hopefullly over the next could of years Brandon will stay and you can fill out that roster. It is absolutely the best one you've had since the Diaz days.
I gift to you a do-over of last FA to try to get Arizin to resign.
Dilworth - Houston Rockets
Obviously I really like dil because he is the only other Bama fan in the league but unfortunately he doesn't talk it. Dil is currently on a bit of a sabbatical and actually has a few good pieces available. It seems like we have very little in common but I love you because Bama. Roll Tide.
My gift to you is a few more 1st round picks so we can actually get some deals done.
Ayyoe - Minnesota Timberwolves
I don't know much about Ayyoe because he's not very active in should. I will say this though, he has put together a pretty nice team and sent my an offer from Turner than actually could have been accepted had it been what I was looking for.
This year Santa brings you a Gen 2 Collecters Edition of Pokemon Monopoly.
Victor - San Antonio Spurs
Victor seems to have finally put together a teamw willing to compete. I't doesnt matter that the west a pretty weak right now because a top team is a top team regardless. I'm glad to see he's finally turning it around. Perhaps I can follow suit and be successful myself wone day.
My Gift to you is 5 pounds of pomegranates. They're pretty delicious and impossible to eac. Enjoy :)
SPL - Utah Jazz
This is SPLs third stint in the league in as many months. Luckily he brought us podcats are for that we'll be forever thankful. SPL has finally put together a very very good team. Unfortunately, much like Bankz' team, he needs to focus on some quality depth but that will come in time.
I gift to you a coopy of the Quran.
20/20/20/20 - Kansas City Kings
Best team. No one else even has a chance. Therefore, you're getting nothing for Christmas because you have everything else. Santa gives to the needy, not the well off.
Druce - Vancouver Grizzlies
You just won a title with probably the worst title team we're ever seen. But fuck it, you have the right, thep layers have the ring, hell the players have rights too. Considering this is your 12th title you should probably be giving out extra advice to people who don't want it.
This Christmas I give you the right to move Q Rich (which you already have). Boom, gift granted.
Taco - Golden State Warrios
TAco may have finally drafted a few really good players. Beasley looks incrediballs and Gordon should be excellent in his own right. The Warriors are moving on up but there's still quite a bit to build there. My biggest complaint is his Xbone lifestyle but what can you do.
I gift to you 24 hour old tacos. My family always put tacos out for Santa instead of cookies and there were a few left. I guess he doesn't like cilantro.
Dirt - Los Angeles Clippers
Gotta respect the hell out of dirt for being one of the few TMBSL members who recognized which gaming console is the best of the generation. However, this is about TMBSL and I never once have known what the fuck he's doing with this team. Best of luck to you my friend.
I give Dirt the same thing I gave trofie and devine, just a bit of patience.
Buster - Los Angeles Lakers
I've had far too many family members crippled or killed by people who are "good to drive", and several of those incidents happen on or around Christmas. Would you kindly just stay in Iowa? I can't handle more deaths caused by that kind of stupidity.
I gift to you a vice that doesn't kill other people. Destroy your own body if you want, it's your god/science given right, but you have no right to put the lives of others in danger. Plus, I like you and I don't want to see you hurt or in jail either.
Ankly - Phoenix Suns
Should you have been killed millions of year ago when a comet hit earth? I just goes to show you how determined he was to be in TMBSL.
I gift to you an iguana to perhaps remind you of the time in which you actually belong.
Majic - Portland Trailblazers
Fuck this, that should have been my title. You get nothing
Ved - SuperSonics
Who?
Gbgalla - OKC Thunder
This dude came into the league and was handed a team with the best player overall. He was able to make some pretty clutch moves to ensure those 5 title found a home in OKC. Unfortunately for you it is not Christmas anymore so you get whatever is still available.
I gift to you bad drafting luck. Let someone else draft a good player for once.
Bankz - Denver Nuggets
Come on man, there's no reason to constantly be arguing with everyone in the league like you're a high school drama queen. If someone disagrees with you you should simply not give a shit. But onto a different subject, you're team is looking pretty hot although you're still missing some small pieces. Hopefullly over the next could of years Brandon will stay and you can fill out that roster. It is absolutely the best one you've had since the Diaz days.
I gift to you a do-over of last FA to try to get Arizin to resign.
Dilworth - Houston Rockets
Obviously I really like dil because he is the only other Bama fan in the league but unfortunately he doesn't talk it. Dil is currently on a bit of a sabbatical and actually has a few good pieces available. It seems like we have very little in common but I love you because Bama. Roll Tide.
My gift to you is a few more 1st round picks so we can actually get some deals done.
Ayyoe - Minnesota Timberwolves
I don't know much about Ayyoe because he's not very active in should. I will say this though, he has put together a pretty nice team and sent my an offer from Turner than actually could have been accepted had it been what I was looking for.
This year Santa brings you a Gen 2 Collecters Edition of Pokemon Monopoly.
Victor - San Antonio Spurs
Victor seems to have finally put together a teamw willing to compete. I't doesnt matter that the west a pretty weak right now because a top team is a top team regardless. I'm glad to see he's finally turning it around. Perhaps I can follow suit and be successful myself wone day.
My Gift to you is 5 pounds of pomegranates. They're pretty delicious and impossible to eac. Enjoy :)
SPL - Utah Jazz
This is SPLs third stint in the league in as many months. Luckily he brought us podcats are for that we'll be forever thankful. SPL has finally put together a very very good team. Unfortunately, much like Bankz' team, he needs to focus on some quality depth but that will come in time.
I gift to you a coopy of the Quran.
20/20/20/20 - Kansas City Kings
Best team. No one else even has a chance. Therefore, you're getting nothing for Christmas because you have everything else. Santa gives to the needy, not the well off.
Druce - Vancouver Grizzlies
You just won a title with probably the worst title team we're ever seen. But fuck it, you have the right, thep layers have the ring, hell the players have rights too. Considering this is your 12th title you should probably be giving out extra advice to people who don't want it.
This Christmas I give you the right to move Q Rich (which you already have). Boom, gift granted.
Taco - Golden State Warrios
TAco may have finally drafted a few really good players. Beasley looks incrediballs and Gordon should be excellent in his own right. The Warriors are moving on up but there's still quite a bit to build there. My biggest complaint is his Xbone lifestyle but what can you do.
I gift to you 24 hour old tacos. My family always put tacos out for Santa instead of cookies and there were a few left. I guess he doesn't like cilantro.
Dirt - Los Angeles Clippers
Gotta respect the hell out of dirt for being one of the few TMBSL members who recognized which gaming console is the best of the generation. However, this is about TMBSL and I never once have known what the fuck he's doing with this team. Best of luck to you my friend.
I give Dirt the same thing I gave trofie and devine, just a bit of patience.
Buster - Los Angeles Lakers
I've had far too many family members crippled or killed by people who are "good to drive", and several of those incidents happen on or around Christmas. Would you kindly just stay in Iowa? I can't handle more deaths caused by that kind of stupidity.
I gift to you a vice that doesn't kill other people. Destroy your own body if you want, it's your god/science given right, but you have no right to put the lives of others in danger. Plus, I like you and I don't want to see you hurt or in jail either.
Ankly - Phoenix Suns
Should you have been killed millions of year ago when a comet hit earth? I just goes to show you how determined he was to be in TMBSL.
I gift to you an iguana to perhaps remind you of the time in which you actually belong.
Majic - Portland Trailblazers
Fuck this, that should have been my title. You get nothing
Ved - SuperSonics
Who?
