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Post by eric on Aug 4, 2017 12:55:32 GMT -6
jhb rolls 12 + 8 against 18 AC = hit! Pete's trash talking goes awry as James chips one of his teeth! 2 damage! Three yards and a cloud of dust, meet three swings and a sliver of enamel! . SPL you are character b  |
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Post by SPL on Aug 4, 2017 13:08:24 GMT -6
Move right 2 up 1 and I bring down upon the dishonorable and not trust worthy Pete my great sword aka the harbinger of death.
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Post by eric on Aug 4, 2017 13:16:27 GMT -6
spl rolls 4 + 8 against 18 AC = miss! The Harbinger of Meh does it again! . Lazy Pete you are character y, and can't move anywhere without provoking at least one attack of opportunity, but still can if you want to  |
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Post by Lazy Pete on Aug 4, 2017 13:32:02 GMT -6
I yell at James the Hardly Bearded that he's gonna catch these hands and then I bury my sword into him hands deep
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Post by eric on Aug 4, 2017 13:36:46 GMT -6
pete rolls 11 + 8 against 21 AC = miss! The wind generated by Pete's whiff artfully ruffles the hair on Fecta's prone form, but doesn't even do that much to its intended target JHB. . Bankz you are character x. you still can't move more than one square unless you stand up, but everyone is within range of all your attack spells |
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Post by Lazy Pete on Aug 4, 2017 13:39:55 GMT -6
Why is JHB's AC higher than mine? I thought we had the same armor
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Post by eric on Aug 4, 2017 13:41:06 GMT -6
Why is JHB's AC higher than mine? I thought we had the same armor JHB is rocking a shield |
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Post by Lazy Pete on Aug 4, 2017 13:42:01 GMT -6
Why is JHB's AC higher than mine? I thought we had the same armor JHB is rocking a shield Isn't the hammer a two handed weapon? |
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Post by [Account Deleted] on Aug 4, 2017 13:45:56 GMT -6
Isn't the hammer a two handed weapon? Not if you're strong af and not a Puss |
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Post by eric on Aug 4, 2017 13:48:55 GMT -6
Isn't the hammer a two handed weapon? it is one handed. it can be used two handed for more damage, but jhb is not right now. similarly, if jhb dropped his shield you could pick it up and use your sword one handed for less damage. |
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Post by eric on Aug 4, 2017 14:00:23 GMT -6
per PM Bankz stops sipping his mint juleps and chilling out for a second to glance over at similarly ground bound FectaDEEZ"I've got two words for ya, Fecta. MAGIC MISSILE!!!" 7 damage! Fecta is DEAD! He is no longer able to impact the game, but he is still free to post in the thread. Tough game for the PNW crew. . Heebs you are character c  |
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Post by Heebs on Aug 4, 2017 14:08:49 GMT -6
Move behind Spl.
I use a secret cantrip as a bonus action to create a minor illusion that we are at DEMF and offer Partying Pete a hit of acid before spraying him in the face.
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Post by Bankz on Aug 4, 2017 14:19:44 GMT -6
Ha... I got one!
Something Heebs still can't accomplish. Nerd
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Post by Lazy Pete on Aug 4, 2017 14:19:51 GMT -6
I just say no
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Post by eric on Aug 4, 2017 14:21:18 GMT -6
herb rolls 10 + 5 against 12 AC = hit! Lazy Pete's acid really "dropped" the ball! It's a bad "trip"! "Drugs" 2 damage While we're on the subject of AC, Pete's is way lower here because Acid Splash is a "touch" attack, which means your armor doesn't help you at all. Like Kyle Reese before you, you get hit by acid and it f!@#s you up disirregardless of your breastplate. Unlike Johnny Ringo, herb ain't exactly a xenomorph so you're gonna be fine. . Heynong Man you are character w, you can move to any red block without penalty. Moving to a blue one will technically provoke an attack of opportunity from herb but he's a wizard so you'll be fine if you want to move there too.  |
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Post by Lazy Pete on Aug 4, 2017 14:22:25 GMT -6
Fuck him up, duc. He's a dumb wizard
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Post by eric on Aug 4, 2017 15:06:39 GMT -6
per PM Duc saunters casually up into Heebs's face. herb rolls 19 + 1 against 14 AC = hit! Herb's club raises a real shiner under Duc's left eye! He really put his back into that swing! 1 damage. Duc turns to [Account Deleted] and invokes the dark gods, casting Inflict Serious Wounds! Herb tries to break his concentration! herb rolls 8 + 1 against 14 AC = miss! JHB is wracked for 20 damage! His body visibly distorts under the strain! . round four complete, here is the turn order and status for round five: herb - 0 damage. Nobody beats the wiz. jhb - 41 damage. He's looking pretty gross. fecta - DEAD duc - 11 damage. He's fine. tim - DEAD bankz - PRONE, 1 damage. Relaxing day at the beach. spl - 13 damage. Looks okay. pete - 23 damage. Looks a little ragged, but he's ready for more. Heebs you are character c  |
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Post by Heebs on Aug 4, 2017 15:28:56 GMT -6
I am behind SPL and not JHB. Give Duc his 1 HP back and more importantly move me away from him behind my meat shields.
As for my move this round, what does resistance do?
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Post by eric on Aug 4, 2017 15:36:22 GMT -6
my mistake. resistance gives a +1 bonus to all saves
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Post by Heebs on Aug 4, 2017 15:50:41 GMT -6
Cast blur on SPL and RUN AWAY!!!! (move back to the wall as far as I can).
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Post by eric on Aug 4, 2017 16:35:08 GMT -6
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Post by [Account Deleted] on Aug 4, 2017 17:02:17 GMT -6
James the Bearded turns and charges Duc the Dufus and strikes him with a Hammer-fisted Superman punch to the face.
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Post by eric on Aug 4, 2017 17:07:05 GMT -6
jhb rolls 8 + 8 against 14 AC = hit! James takes a piece out of Heynong Man's hide! Super? Nah. But manly, for once. 7 damage! . Heynong Man you are character w  |
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Post by eric on Aug 4, 2017 17:31:38 GMT -6
per text Duc grasps his symbol and unholy energy explodes inside [Account Deleted]! 8 damage! JHB is hanging on by a thread! . Bankz you are character x you can hit anyone with your Acid Splash except herb  |
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Post by SPL on Aug 4, 2017 18:08:37 GMT -6
What the fuck did Heebs do to me?
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Post by eric on Aug 4, 2017 18:18:21 GMT -6
What the fuck did Heebs do to me? it was a buff  |
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Post by eric on Aug 4, 2017 19:08:47 GMT -6
per PM Bankz unleashes his most powerful spell... ...acid splashes towards [Account Deleted]! banks rolls 3 + 5 against 11 DC = miss! The acid lands on the corpse of Timpig where it froths merrily in the post-mortem wound delivered by Fecta! 3 damage! . going to bed, SPL you've got the next move. i didn't expect this to last 'til the weekend so i'm gonna wave off the time limit until monday. just post a move when you got one and i'll let the next man up know.  |
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Post by SPL on Aug 4, 2017 19:27:03 GMT -6
I am going to use my harbinger of death again upon Pete the two faced
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Post by eric on Aug 5, 2017 10:08:11 GMT -6
spl rolls a natural 20! With a bellicose bellow SPL harbinges all up in Pete's grill! 24 damage! The Pistol is in real bad shape here, folks! He's gonna need more than a dumb mustache and some behind the back passes to get out of this one! . Lazy Pete you are character y, you can move away from jhb without an attack of opportunity but not spl so your range is limited  |
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Post by Lazy Pete on Aug 5, 2017 10:09:25 GMT -6
I'm swinging on jhb
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