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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 14:40:13 GMT -6
People have real life job Eric. Relax one hour turn limit was specified in the signups. we all recognize that we have jobs. <3 |
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Post by SPL on Aug 7, 2017 14:42:13 GMT -6
Ram my harbinger up Bankz ass now
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Post by Souper Troopers on Aug 7, 2017 14:42:57 GMT -6
 How i picture Heebs in this game. |
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 14:49:07 GMT -6
spl rolls 14 + 8 against 13 AC = hit! SPL's stroke goes slightly awry as he cleaves Bankz in the kidneys for 8 damage! Some might say the superior warrior would aim for vital areas as opposed to the butt. But it's hard for them to say that when they're all dead and SPL isn't. Heebs you are up, same map |
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Post by Heebs on Aug 7, 2017 15:01:50 GMT -6
Move to flanking position on Bankz and bring my club down on his knee a la Tonya Harding.
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 15:03:55 GMT -6
herb is that a Hamstring or Trip attempt or are you just being dramatic/misogynistic
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 15:08:32 GMT -6
screw it, i'll just call it a regular attack herb rolls 14 + 1 + 2 against 10 AC = hit! Herb bonks Bankz knee for 3 damage! He's got him walking from side to side! . Bankz you are character x  |
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Post by Heebs on Aug 7, 2017 15:10:21 GMT -6
herb is that a Hamstring or Trip attempt or are you just being dramatic/misogynistic Just being dramatic. |
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 15:17:45 GMT -6
per PM Bankz will not go quietly into the night! Bankz will not vanish without a fight! bankz rolls 8 + 1 against 16 AC = miss Bankz will, however, fail to do damage against SPL this day. turn order: spl bankz herb SPL you are up, same map |
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Post by SPL on Aug 7, 2017 15:25:17 GMT -6
Let me play whack a mole on Bankz again
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 15:27:53 GMT -6
spl rolls 8 + 8 + 2 against 10 AC = hit! Blood spills down Bankz' face as SPL crowns him! 9 damage! Bankz is almost out on his feet! He can't take much more of this! Bankz you are up |
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 16:32:17 GMT -6
Bankz makes a remark about the size of SPL's "greatsword" if you know what I mean and attacks! rolls 15 + 1 against 16 AC = hit! A stinging cut to the cheekbone! 2 damage! Heebs you're up |
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 18:00:51 GMT -6
Herb swings with a closed fist at Bankz! herb rolls 17 + 5 + 2 against 10 AC = hit! A punch right to the jimjams! 2 damage! Bankz is unconscious! Each turn he will have a 10% chance of stabilizing, and will otherwise lose one HP. If stable he will gain one HP per turn until he gets back to positive HP. His teammates can attempt to make a DC 15 Heal check to stabilize him or use healing magic to get him directly to positive HP. If at any point he reaches -10 HP he will be dead. . turn order: bankz herb spl Bankz stabilizes! He remains prone. Heebs is up |
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Post by Lazy Pete on Aug 7, 2017 18:05:28 GMT -6
Bankz! Bankz! Bankz! Bankz!
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Bankz
Former GM 
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Post by Bankz on Aug 7, 2017 18:14:23 GMT -6
Heart of a Darthraki Warrior.
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 18:14:38 GMT -6
Herb offers Bankz a hand up only to pull away and casually brush back his hair, drawing vicious boos from the crowd. Then he strikes! herb rolls 10 + 5 against 8 AC = hit! 1 point of damage by a poke to the eye! Bankz is unconscious! Each turn he will have a 10% chance of stabilizing, and will otherwise lose one HP. If stable he will gain one HP per turn until he gets back to positive HP. His teammates can attempt to make a DC 15 Heal check to stabilize him or use healing magic to get him directly to positive HP. If at any point he reaches -10 HP he will be dead. . SPL you are up |
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Post by eric on Aug 7, 2017 18:21:48 GMT -6
per text SPL draws a finger across his throat and delivers the death blow
spl rolls 10 + 8 + 2 against 8 AC = hit!
11 damage!
Bankz won't be needing that esophagus anyway.
Bankz is DEAD!
He is no longer able to impact the game, but he is still free to post in the thread.
Team Z is DEFEATED!
Cheers, adulation, and rose petals rain down from the stands for the valiant fighters! (Or in Herb's case, the fighters!)
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gonna do a post mortem thread, thanks for playing all
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